Annabeth: why are men always spitting on the sidewalk???
Piper: because they can't swallow--that's gay.
Annabeth: I have been enlightened
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Nico: *climbing the lava wall*
Will: *distracts him* HEY NICO
Nico: yeah?
Will: I lava you
Nico: *slips and dies*
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Percy: hey mom where's Paul
Sally: oh...he got killed in a car accident...
Percy: oh...
Sally: want a blue cookie?
Percy: BLUUUEEEEE
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Alice: d-d-da--
Annabeth: omgs Percy Alice is saying her first word
Alice: da--
Percy: Dad???
Alice: DAM
Annabeth:
Percy:
Alice:
Alice:
Percy: u truly r my daughter *wipes tears*
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Matthew: ITS NOT A PHASE
Will: Nico said the same thing
Nico: -_-
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Octavian: stupid Greeks...
CHB: u racist shit
