Will: good morning Neeks. Sleep well?
Nico: Morning? Ew.
Will: you look like death.
Nico: was...was that a pun?
Will: you know it *finger-guns*
Nico: you suck.
Will: and you would know, wouldn't you?
Nico: AGSdfGjhfhTdgudPK
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Will: Nico why is there a cat in our apartment
Will: Nico
Nico: we are adopting him
Will: he's foaming at the mouth
Nico: don't be ridiculous
Will: NICO HES BITINY METAGSH
Nico: I'm naming him Marshmallow
Nico: Will???
Nico: ???
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Nico: HELP IVE MCFALLEN AND I CANT GET UP
Will: its tHREE AM PISS OFF