Lily: mama
Piper: yes honey?
Lily: you know those magazines in your bookshelf you told us not to read?
Piper: ...yes...
Lily: I read the magazines mom
Lily: I am scarred for life ;-;
-///-
Matthew: hey Dad...
Nico: yes?
Matthew: I...need some advice
Nico: what is it?
Matthew: I have a crush on Alex
Nico:
Nico
Nico: ...Percy's son
Nico: you don't say
-///-
*Nico and Will doin the do*
Matthew: *opens door* hey dad--
Matthew:
Matthew: *backs out slowly*
-///-
Alice: Ima be single forever
Elizabeth: HA! Saem
Alex: you have a girlfriend back home--
Elizabeth: shhhhhhh
-///-
Matthew: am I weird?
Nico: why do you ask?
Matthew: because a kid called me weird today--
Nico: WHO ARE THEY I WILL DESTROY THEM
Matthew: Ruby...
Nico:
Will:
Nico: oh
Matthew: you'll fight her?
Nico: *throws glitter* OH LOOK A BUTTERFLY *shadowtravels away*
