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Percy: *uses magic powers to manipulate the Tiber into forming giant hands that crush the gorgons*
Tiber: cANT KEEP MY HANDS TO MYSELF
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John: wow the stars sure are beautiful tonight
Eliza: yeah
John: you know who else is beautiful?
Eliza: *raises eyebrow* who? (I'm a married woman you better not flirt with me--)
John: Alexander
Eliza:
John:
Eliza:
John:
Eliza: I KNOW RIGHT
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Philip: hey mom I found this this letter dad wrote to that Laurens guy--
Philip: *reads*
Philip:
Philip:
Philip:
Philip: oh my gossshhhhh
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Eliza: HE WROTE BOTH OF YOU LOVE LETTERS???
Angelica: he wrote, "my dearest, Angelica," comma after dearest
Eliza: okay...what did he write you John?
John: *flashbacks to very inappropriate letter*
John:
John: *walks away silently*
Eliza: ?!?!?!
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*getting hair cut*
Will: your hair is surprisingly soft *comb glides through hair*
Nico: my hair is about as stubborn as my will to live
Will:
Will: *concerned squinting*
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Drew: omygods people are so basic here. It's so hard to find anyone on my level
Piper: *points to a pebble* found them
Drew: I can't tell if you're making fun of my height or my intellect
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Percy: you know what's sad?
Annabeth: war
Me: my social life
Leo: someone ate all my Oreos
Hazel: dinosaurs are real for mortals but dragons aren't
Percy:
Percy: I
Percy: I was gonna say my Pillow Pet was gutted by a walking piece of shit we call Octavian
Percy: but good guesses
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