Haunted House~
Me: *picks up bloody knife*
Killer: *hidden in shadows* she's picking up the knife. The stupid girl must be terrified
Me: *yells* HEY NICO I FOUND BLOOD OF A VIRGIN FOR THAT RITUAL YOU NEEDED--
Killer: *comes out of hiding* okay wtf bro
Me: hi
Killer: *facepalms and leaves*
(Later)
Nico: why do we need this
Me: bc our hotel rooms are right across from each other. The walls are thin. You are not pure, that I know and know neither am I.
Nico: wait but you--
Me: I've never been that close to someone before. I lost my innocence to reading smutty fanfictions
Nico: you can't actually--
Me: my logic is best logic.
