Me: I've decided life isn't worth living anymore *stares dramatically into the distance*
Nico: ur being overdramatic. I swear, why do you read these books if they make you cry?
Me: I'm addicted to pain
Annabeth: should this be considered self-harm?
Hazel: nah she's fine.
Will: her OTP just confessed before one of them died.
Hazel: oh
Hazel: rip Ava
Me: goodbye cruel world *stares blankly at ceiling* bye Mary
Piper: I freaking swear there is a reason we don't mention Mary.
Me: THIS GIRL IS ON FIREEEE
Leo: *knocks down door* IM A FREAKING BOY
Piper: that's the reason.
Percy: *strokes fake mustache* if you are to die today, what is one thing you want to happen before you die?
Me:
Everyone: *in head* I hope she wishes for us to be real
Me:
Me:
Me: Ciel from black butler and Nico to be real. They're adorable
Percy: THEM??? BUT I THOUGHT YOU LOVED US *pouts*
Annabeth: how are they cute they think so morbidly and they could kill you you know
Me: ikr. Adorable
Will: exactly.
Octavian: you have a warped view of--
Me: leave
Nico: *attempts to hide in closet and mope*
Piper: Nico stop. You can't hide in the closet again you just came out.
Annabeth: Ava do you at least think you could give life a chance
Me:
Me:
Me: but this couch is so comfortable.
Leo: *pushes me off the couch*
Me: *eyes start watering* my eyes are bleeding. The floor is so cold.
Percy: NOW IM LYING ON THE COLD HARD GROUND
Leo: OH
Jason: OH
Annabeth: I freaking swear
