Connor: what are feelings??? Pfft I don't have feelings—
Connor: *meets Evan*
Connor: ...
Connor: oh
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Jared: hE thought I WAS A bombeR
Evan: you see how I know this isn't true? You don't look like a bomber at all, an idiot, maybe. But a bomber—no.
Jared: HEY I CAN LOOK SUSPICIOUS
Evan: the only bomb you've ever touched is a bath bomb
Alana: he's right...
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Alana: cut down the tree Evan.
Evan: *crying* n-no
Alana: EVAN IT WONT FEEL A THING
Evan: YES IT WILL
Alana: IT DOESNT HAVE PAIN RECEPTORS EVAN
Jared: never thought I'd see the day Evan would be forced to cut down a tree for therapy.
Zoe: same I didn't think you'd live that long.
Me: will I ever be over this
Me: hahahahaha
Me: no
