AU where Reyna is Nico's baby sitter because Jason, aka 'mom' (that's what Nico called him as a baby and it stuck) is going to take his girlfriend Piper out to dinner.
Reyna: have fun lesbians
Jason: FUCK YOU IM MANLY AS HELL
Nico: MOM WHY ARE WE YELLING???
and they play dolls and it's basically like this:
Percy: *goes to prison for stealing a burrito*
*gets badass SPQR tattoo*
*meets an ex-stripper called mama Jason and they get married and raise a baby in prison*
*leaves mama Jason and marries an intelligent blonde scientist that helps him get out of prison*
*mama Jason gets out of prison and raises baby alone while crying kryptonion tears of sadness*
And later Nico tells Jason.
And Jason just cries: "how she know???"
Why does my brain work like this???
