Sagittarius and Pisces were still asleep when Leo picked up a megaphone that he (for some reason) packed.
"FRÈRE JACQUES, FRÈRE JACQUES, DORMEZ VOUS? DORMEZ VOUS? SONNEZ LES MATINES, SONNEZ LES MATINES, DING DANG DONG. DING DANG DONG, FRÈ-"
"LEO IF YOU SING THAT SPANISH SONG AGAIN I'LL RIP YOUR THROAT OUT-" threatened Sagittarius.
"It's french,"
"You could of just set an alarm," mumbled Pisces.
"Go big or go home," said Leo. Then they got ready.
***
Today the zodiacs decided to go to the animal kingdom.
"I can't wait to see all the animals!" said Cancer.
"Me too! Can we see them first?" asked Pisces.
"Sure," replied Capricorn.
"I can't wait to get on that Mount Everest ride," said Aries.
"Me too!" said Leo.
"Can we go on the safari train tour later?" asked Taurus.
"Yeah! I want to go too!" said Gemini.
"AHH!" screamed Aquarius.
"What?" asked Virgo.
"A gorilla escaped!" said Aquarius while pointing at Virgo. Libra took Aquarius' hand and pointed Aquarius' finger at himself.
"You're right Aqua. He's standing right there," said Libra. Virgo and Libra high fived.
"Really? Because I see three monkeys," said Gemini.
"That's it! You three are officially monkeys," said Scorpio.
"Guys! This map says we can find bats here!" said Sagittarius.
"We'll go visit the animals, then we'll go on Mount Everest, then we'll go on the safari tours and I forget what we'll do after that," explained Capricorn.
***
Leo, Aries, Sagittarius and Gemini went to see the bats.
"I don't see any," said Sagittarius looking into the glass window of the bad exhibit.
"Me either, maybe they're dead," said Gemini.
Leo chuckled. "Hey guys! What's the difference between Aries and a bat? One is a hairy blood sucking parasite, and the other is a bat,"
"FIGHT ME!" shouted Aries. Then Leo and Aries started wrestling.
"Bats are nocturnal but you'd think they'd come out in the day because they're in an exhibit," said Sagittarius.
"Maybe we need to come back later," said Gemini. Then Gemini stuck out her foot causing Aries and Leo to fall. Aries landed on top of Leo and their noses were touching. They both blushed. Gemini giggled.
"People are staring, you two can kiss later," said Sagittarius as he helped them both up.
***
Capricorn, Pisces, Cancer and Taurus were looking at the birds.
"There's so many different types of birds!" said Taurus.
"I know they're all so pretty," said Cancer. Then a parrot flew down and landed on Pisces' shoulder.
"Pisces... your shoulder," said Capricorn. Pisces turned his head to see the parrot staring at him. Pisces screamed and the parrot did too. Then the parrot started climbing up Pisces' neck.
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