Zodiac Adventures ✔️

Cruise

The zodiacs were all aboard the cruise. It was a small cruise but it had a restaurant, an arcade, an area where you could walk around outside, a play place for little kids... etc.

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Libra, Virgo and Aquarius were sitting in the restaurant. There were round tables and chairs in the small room. It didn't look like much but the restaurant actually served amazing food. They ate a lot of food because Capricorn wasn't there to tell them not to.

"This food is the best. It's even better than Aquarius' cooking," said Virgo.

"But everything is better than Aquarius' cooking," said Libra.

"At least I don't burn the food," retorted Aquarius.

"That was Virgo's fault!" said Libra.

"You're the one that forgot to tell me that the cookies wouldn't take an hour to bake," said Virgo.

Libra snickered. "Did you hear that? He thought it would take an hour to bake cookies."

"I thought you had to bake Caesar salad so I can't judge him," said Aquarius.

"Am I the only one with a basic level of common sense?" asked Libra.

"I have common sense but I don't use it. If you constantly screw up then others won't have high expectations for you," explained Virgo. Then he kicked his feet up on the table and accidentally knocked his glass over.

"But then everyone thinks you're stupid," said Libra.

"It doesn't matter how much common sense you have as long as you know the Pythagorean theorem," joked Aquarius.

"What?" asked Virgo and Libra.

"Nothing."

"Hey, I wonder what our food bill is," said Libra.

"Probably like, one hundred dollars," joked Aquarius. Then they got up and walked to the counter to pay for their food.

"Your bill is-" the cashier's eyes went wide.

"Yes?" asked Aquarius.

"One hundred and thirteen dollars." Aquarius, Virgo and Libra looked at each other.

"How... how did we eat that much?" asked Libra.

"Well, the meals were around ten dollars each, and we all had seconds. Then we ate a shitload of desserts," explained Virgo.

"Yeah that sounds about right," said Aquarius. Then Libra payed for their food.

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Aries, Scorpio and Gemini were sitting on the deck (sorry if that's wrong I don't really know what the outdoors part of a ship is called). There was a gentle breeze outside and it was warm.

"Ah the weather is so nice around here. I'm glad to get a break from all that snow," said Aries.

"But when there's snow outside you can make a strong breeze blow snow at people and laugh. Oh wait, I forgot you guys can't do that," said Gemini.