Zodiac Adventures ✔️

Hospital Group Chat

Pisces was sick of sitting in his hospital bed doing nothing, so he decided to text the others.

Pisces: Hi guys! Anyone wanna chat?

Aries: Why are your texts so blurry?

Leo: Aries put on your glasses

Aries: No I don't need them

Leo:  yes you do

Aries: no! My vision is 20/20

Leo: Aries just put on the damn glasses

Aries: Hey look! My phone just made everything less blurry

Leo: 🤦‍♂️

Gemini: Hey cool kids! I'm joining the party!

Pisces: But it's not a party

Gemini: It is now!

Pisces: Where's everyone else

Virgo: Sagittarius is probably still cuddling Cancer's possible dead corpse

Pisces: 😨

Gemini: 😨

Leo: 😨

Aries: 😨

Sagittarius: VIRGO YOUR DEAD! SHE'S NOT DEAD SHES SLEEPING IMMA KILL YOU UOU LITTLE SHIT HOW DARE YIU YOUR SO RUDE AND THAT WAS UNNESSESARY DIGHT ME

Virgo: You're* she's* I'm going to* you* you* you're* unnecessary* fight*

Aquarius: *sits back and eats popcorn*

Taurus: Do Sag and Virgo hate each other?

Aquarius: No. Virgo hates you

Taurus: why? 😰

Aquarius: I don't know. You guys always fight and argue over me

Taurus: Oh

Virgo: HELP! I'M BEING ATTACKED BY A WILD ANIMAL!

Sagittarius: Cancer isn't dead! Don't call her a corpse again!

Virgo: Oww! Not the nipples! Scorpy likes the nipples!

Scorpio: ...

Scorpio: Twist harder Sag

Virgo: NOOOOOOOO

Gemini: Yo, where's everyone else?

Leo: Sleeping?

Aquarius: Hey Taurus, any new memories?

Taurus: Nope. WAIT! We have a cat named Calypso!

Scorpio: That's right! Calypso! ❤️

Sagittarius: anyone else wanna fight?

Scorpio: Virgo don't provoke him again. You were screaming in my ear the whole time

Virgo: Fine I'll provoke you instead. You're looking hot today Scorpy!

Scorpio: Sagittarius?

Sagittarius: Do you need to get beat up again?

Dead Gurl 69: Hey guys. I just woke up. What happened?

Sagittarius: WHO THE FUCK CHANGED HER CONTACT NAME TO DEAD GURL 69? I SWEAR WHEN I FIND OUT WHO DID IT I'LL KICK YOU SO HARD YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN! I'LL RIP OF YOUR HEAD AND ILL...