Leo woke up on the kitchen floor. What am I doing on the floor? Thought Leo. He sat up and noticed an empty glass sitting beside him. There were sleeping pills spilled all over the counter. How careless... someone fed me a sleeping pill and didn't even clean up their tracks! Leo stood up and looked around. The house was unnaturally quiet.
"Hey! Anyone home?" asked Leo. No one answered. I wonder if everyone went back to normal yet.
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Leo walked into the library room. He adjusted the pin on his hoodie. It had a hidden camera so Leo could record everything that happens and blackmail the others later.
"Anyone here?" asked Leo.
"Yes. Don't bother me because I'm working on my book. I'm almost finished," said Virgo. Leo walked over to the desk to see Virgo typing away. Libra had his arms around Virgo. "Also can you get rid of Libra please?"
"Why Virggy? Don't you love spending time with me?" asked Libra.
"No I don't. Go away please," said Virgo coldly.
"We could run away together," suggested Libra.
"Or I could finish my book in peace," said Virgo.
"We could get married," said Libra while playing with Virgo's hair.
"You could leave me alone!" said Virgo.
"Why are you guys the only two zodiacs besides me left in the house?" asked Leo.
"I don't know. I heard a bunch of screaming earlier, then it got real quiet," explained Virgo.
"Virggy? Why can't I be in your book?" asked Libra. Leo cringed. Libra being in love with Virgo was too weird to him. Especially since Virgo always pretended to like Libra, but he never actually confessed to liking Libra or anything like that.
"Because you're annoying and I want relatable characters that the readers love," said Virgo.
"Wait... why are you wearing glasses?" asked Leo.
"It's more professional... oui?" asked Virgo.
"Virgo knows french? That's so hot!" said Libra while blushing.
"I don't know how much more of this I can take!" muttered Leo.
"What?" asked Virgo.
"Nothing. Come on Libby, let's go," said Leo.
"No! I refuse to leave Virgo!" said Libra.
"Libra... do you remember Capricorn?" asked Leo.
"Who? Isn't she another Zodiac?" asked Libra.
"She's your girlfriend. You always try to spend time with her instead of Virgo," explained Leo.
"What? I'd never date a girl while Virgo is still available," said Libra.
"I'm not. I have a beautiful girlfriend named Scorpio who I love very much. I based the main character off of her," explained Virgo.
"For now," said Libra.
"Don't you dare try to break us up. She can kick your ass in three seconds flat!"
"If I prove I'm stronger than her will you love me instead, Virggy?"
"Leo! Help!"
A ring of fire burned around Libra. "Follow me."
"Yes, go follow Leo!"

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