"Up, up you lazy shits," said Capricorn as she whipped the door open and marched through the boys room.
"What the heck?" asked Aquarius who was watching tv.
"Um... privacy?" asked Libra.
"We've been texting you guys all morning and you didn't reply so now we've come to make you guys get ready for our big day," said Taurus who followed behind Capricorn. Then both of them sat down on either side of Virgo on the couch.
"Hi best friend Cappy! Ugh Taurus is here," said Virgo.
"Guys stop throwing your trash on the sofa, put it in the garbage where it belongs," said Taurus.
"Maybe you should follow your own advice," said Virgo while pointing to the trash can.
"We're all ready except for Leo who "dissapeared" and Sagittarius who's still sleeping," said Pisces who was making himself a smoothie in the kitchen.
"Oh Leo, where did he go? He's certainly not hiding from us, is he?" asked Scorpio while walking through the door.
"What? I'm not hiding! Haha... please don't hurt me," said Leo who climbed out of the cupboard sweating nervously.
"Sagittarius! Get your lazy ass out here!" shouted Scorpio.
"You're not the boss of me! I'm not scared of you!" shouted Sagittarius.
"Come in, Cancer," said Capricorn. Then Cancer walked into the boys room. "Saggi is being a sleepyhead."
"That can be fixed." Then Cancer marched into Sagittarius' room.
"Hey Cancer! What's that pillow for? Why don't you lie down next to me? We can cuddle- ow! What the heck? Ow... stop hitting me with that pillow!"
"It's time to get up," said Cancer.
"Yeah, I don't think so. Ow!"
"Cancer stop hitting Sagittarius with a pillow, we don't tolerate animal abuse," said Aries who sat down beside Taurus.
"Are we to expect anymore unwanted visitors?" asked Libra.
"Unwanted? Aww that totally breaks my heart," said Gemini who walked in and sat down beside Capricorn pretending to look pouty.
"We'll be ready in ten minutes," promised Pisces.
"What he means is get out," said Aquarius who pointed at the door.
"No, I meant we'll be ready in ten minutes because I'm not mean," said Pisces.
Aquarius shrugged. "Then politely tell them to leave."
"You girls are invading our privacy," said Libra.
"You can't just walk into our room like this, we don't whip the door open and walk into your room," said Virgo.
"Says the one who literally did that yesterday," said Taurus.
"Actually I rolled not walked!" Virgo snapped his fingers.
"What are we even going to do?" asked Leo.
"We're going sight seeing," replied Gemini.
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