Zodiac Adventures ✔️

Capricorn vs Capricorn

"They're not answering my texts," said Capricorn. Her and Libra were in their car, still parked in the Wendy's parking lot.

"Where are they?" Then Libra called them.

"Hello. This is Scorpio."

"Hi Scorp, where are you guys?" asked Libra.

"HEY! DON'T USE MY VOICE YOU-"

"Shut up! I'm on the phone," said Scorpio.

"THAT'S NOT ME!"

"Of course it is! Where were you guys again?" asked Scorpio.

"DON'T TELL THEM!" yelled Aries.

"AHHHHHHHH! WHERE ARE YOU TAKING ME! PUT ME DOWN YOU-"

"Sorry about all the background noise. Where did you say you guys were eating lunch?" asked Scorpio's voice. Libra hung up.

"I think it's safe to say they caught Aries and Scorpio," said Capricorn.

"HOW? I was sure that they'd have to break the rest of us out!" said Libra.

"Where are we going to go now?" asked Capricorn.

"I don't know. We have to look for them," said Libra.

"Where?" asked Capricorn.

"I have no idea. Let's just get a hotel and think of ideas there," suggested Libra.

"There's no hotel in this town. We'll have to go to the next one," said Capricorn.

"Alright. The closest town is," Libra searched it up on his phone. "Half an hour away."

"Okay." Then Capricorn and Libra drove away.

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"Mmmmhmmmmph mmmmmhmmph mmmmhmmmm phmmmmm hmmmph hmmmm!"

"Oh my god! Even with a scarf around his mouth, Virgo is still annoying!" said Taurus.

"I can't believe you guys told the hooded guy to tie a scarf around his mouth," said Aquarius.

"I can't believe we didn't do the same to you," said Leo.

"Hmmm hmmm hmmmmm, hmmmm hmmmmm hmmmm, hmmmm hmmmm hmmmmm hmmmmm hmmmmmmmmm~" said Virgo to the theme of Jingle Bells.

"Mmmmmhmmmm hmmmmph hmm!" said Hydra.

"Can we just get soundproof headphones or something? All I can hear in my head is people humming," said Gemini.

"Hmmmm hmmmm hmmmp," said Sagittarius.

"Oh don't you even start Saggi!" said Cancer.

"Fine. I'm bored though. I have an odd urge to throw sparkles at someone," said Sagittarius.

"You're right Sag, that is odd," said Taurus.

"Excuse you! Sparkles are fabulous! Ugh I can't strike a pose with my hands tied. Hey hoodie guy? Can you come untie my hands so I can strike a fabulous pose?" asked Leo.

"I know right! Sparkles are almost as fabulous as me," said Sagittarius.

"You are unworthy so say that word!" said Leo.

Sagittarius stuck out his tongue. "Well I'm saying it anyway, peasant!"

"Excuse you! I'm the king of fabulousness and you're the peasant to the fabulous world," argued Leo.

"Let's just let Leo be delusional over there," said Sagittarius.

"FIGHT ME!"

"I'D FIGHT YOU IF WE WEREN'T TIED UP!"