No one reads these so I'll just list off a few inside jokes you'll only understand if you read this:
-Stupid Idiot monkeys
-Closer by The Chainsmokers
-fabulous
-Moncer (Monster Cancer)
-Libby
-#StopBullyingVirgo
-#StopDefendingVirgo
-Best friend Ca...
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"I'm worried that the rails will break and we'll fall to our death," said Cancer while grabbing onto Sagittarius.
"Guys don't worry. These are very stable sky trains. Then again, that's what they thought in 1812 before the accident..." said Virgo.
"Sky trains weren't even invented back then," said Taurus.
"Says who? Were you around back then?" asked Virgo.
"Technically we all were because we're constellations," retorted Taurus.
"But you didn't know what was going on in earth," argued Virgo.
"OHHHHHHH!" shouted Aquarius.
"Anyway the train isn't going to fall. And if it did, the air signs could use their powers to hold the train up," explained Capricorn.
"Are we even strong enough to do that? Like we can cause strong winds but we do have limits," whispered Aquarius.
"Cancer doesn't need to know that," whispered Capricorn.
"It would be a shame if someone pushed someone else out of a window," said Leo.
"Don't joke about that! Cancer is shaking," glared Sagittarius as he patted Cancer on the back.
"This is so cool. I love being in the air, when I grow up I want a house that's high up like this," said Aries while looking out the window. Then the sky train started moving. Cancer tensed up but then she relaxed a bit.
"Guys! According to this tourist brochure there's a chocolate shop on this island. Like the entire store is chocolate. Legend has it that you can buy a chocolate bar that's four feet long," said Scorpio.
"You'll get sick if you eat all that at once. I'd also say that you may get diabetes but you've eaten a lot more sugar than that at once. I guess we have better immunity for stuff like that," said Libra.
"So it will be difficult to get diabetes but we can still easily catch colds?" asked Pisces.
"I don't know how the whole constellation thing works," said Libra.
"Guys! WE'RE ALMOST THERE!" shouted Gemini who was almost jumping up and down from excitement.
***
The zodiacs stepped out of the sky train and into the warm, humid air. Aries' hair grew three times more poofy from the humidity. The hotel was large and it had white walls. The windows had a blue tint and there were trees everywhere.
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