Zodiac Adventures ✔️

Beach House

The next day, everyone besides Capricorn was in the living room.

"Where's Cappy?" asked Aquarius.

Taurus sighed. "She left after what you and Libra did yesterday."

Libra chuckled. "She didn't like our sandwich protest?"

Aquarius shrugged. "I guess not."

The door opened. Capricorn walked in. "I expect the two of you to clean up the mess you made. Those grilled cheese are more than likely full of bugs, and they were perfectly edible grilled cheese!"

Libra hid behind Virgo. "Kill him first."

Virgo glared at Libra. "Best friend Cappy would never kill me!"

"I'd do it for a dime," muttered Gemini.

"You'd what?" asked Scorpio who looked at Gemini.

Gemini paled. "I wouldn't lay a finger on him for a dime. Haha... haha... please don't hurt me."

"We have more important things!" announced Aries. "Like punishing the traitors that snuck off to Paris without us!"

Leo crossed his arms. "I say we should AT LEAST cover their hair with sparkles."

Pisces grinned. "Do it! Do it! Do it!"

"Maybe we could see if they can defend themselves," suggested Scorpio. Everyone looked at the guilty zodiacs.

"I... um... I... I don't know what to say," stuttered Cancer.

Pisces scratched his neck. "I'm stumped as well. Let's just accept our death."

"Wait!" announced Gemini. "What about the vacation we planned?"

Cancer's face lit up. "OH YEAH! You shouldn't kill us because we made plans. We told Taurus about them yesterday."

"What plans?" asked Sagittarius.

"Plans to make Sagittarius a pretty princess. Let's give him a pink dress that matches his hair!" laughed Leo.

Sagittarius curled his fists. "I'd shave my entire fucking head, but I don't want to be bald. Taurus should get punished for this."

Taurus stared at him while holding up a brown chunk of hair. "Well, you did this to me, so we're even."

"AAAAAAAAAAAAANYWAY!" shouted Moncer. "We planned a nice vacation for you ungrateful fucks so why don't you listen to what we have to say?"

Gemini and Pisces exchanged happy glances.

Capricorn crossed her arms. "Alright. We're listening."

Gemini smiled. "We planned a vacation to go to a beach house for a while. We'll drive there today and we can bring Calypso too."

Aries squealed and jumped up and down. "BE-"

Leo covered her mouth. "Now, now Aries. No need to make us all need hearing aids from your loud shouting."

"Ahem." Leo glanced at Capricorn, who gave him a heavy stare.

"Oops, sorry Cap. I kinda forgot."

"I can learn how to surfboard!" cheered Sagittarius.

"I can push Libra off his surfboard!" cheered Virgo.

Capricorn cleared her throat. "So, everyone get packed so that we can leave. We'll do a random draw to see who had to share a car with who."

"Wait. Are we taking the cars or trucks?" asked Taurus.

Capricorn shrugged. "We always drive the cars everywhere. Let's drive the trucks this time."