Virgo, Scorpio, and Libra were searching for Capricorn.
Scorpio grinned ear to ear while hugging Virgo from behind. "My precious."
Virgo frowned. "Why is she so weird? I'm not complaining or anything, but why?"
Scorpio laughed. "Because the tables have turned, my sweet Virgo. Now I get to annoy you. Have a taste of your own medicine."
Virgo looked at Libra. "Hey Libra, how do I get her to stop?"
Libra looked startled. "Did you just call me Libra?"
"That's your name, isn't it?"
"Well... Yeah..."
"Then why are you surprised?"
"I'm starting to like this Virgo already."
"SURPRISE ATTACK!" Scorpio leaned back, pulling Virgo down with her.
"What was the point of that?" asked Virgo.
"That's what we ask you on a daily basis," replied Scorpio. Virgo got up and helped Scorpio up too.
"So, how do you feel about pranks?" asked Libra.
Virgo sighed. "They're an immature waste of time."
Scorpio jumped on Virgo's back. "How much am I annoying you right now, Virgo?"
"Meh. Getting annoyed is pointless. If you want to be weird and slightly creepy, have at it!"
Libra looked at Scorpio with wide eyes. "I feel like I'm in a parallel universe."
"Hey Virgo. Did you know you have a hot body?" asked Scorpio.
Virgo blushed. "Don't say things like that. Especially in public!"
Scorpio leaned her chin on Virgo's shoulder. "I will annoy you before this day is over. Mark. My. Words."
Virgo shrugged. "Go ahead."
Scorpio frowned. "This Virgo is no fun. I want my idiot back."
"Even I'm starting to miss the weird shit he always says," agreed Libra.
Virgo sighed. "Guys, I'm not a crazy person. You talk about me as if I act like I'm high. I'm just a normal guy, okay? You should know this by now."
"This is so weird," said Libra.
"I know!" agreed Scorpio. Then she dug her chin into Virgo's shoulder.
"Hey! Can you not?" asked Virgo.
Scorpio grinned. "Annoyed yet?"
"No. I'm just questioning your behaviour."
"And I'm questioning how normal Virgo is even possible," muttered Libra.
"I think we broke the universe," agreed Scorpio.
***
"ARIES GET BACK HERE!"
"NOPE! COME CATCH ME SUCKER!"
Sagittarius ran down the street, chasing a crazy ram that held his phone in her hands.
Leo stuck his hands in his pockets. "Guys. We're supposed to be looking for Capricorn. Then we'll take her stuff and make her chase us."
"Poor Mom doesn't get a break," joked Sagittarius.
"Wait!" shouted Leo. "If Capricorn is our mom, and Aries is Capricorn's wifey, does that make Aries our second Mom?"
Aries stuck out her tongue. "Eww. I don't want to be a Mom of ten spoiled brats. I prefer playing the role of one of the crazy children."
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