"WOAH! I didn't know you have a twin!" said Virgo.
"All in favour of making Hydrus tie another scarf around Virgo's mouth say I," said Taurus.
"I," said everyone except Virgo.
"Why do those two fight so much?" asked Ophiuchus.
"HE STARTS IT!"
"SHE STARTS IT!"
"You guys will have plenty of time to argue when we let you go," said Hydrus.
"What do you mean let us go? Surely you're not just going to untie us and let us walk away," said Sagittarius.
Hydrus shrugged. "Maybe."
Leo rolled his eyes. "Yeah, when he says "home" he probably means the galaxy because he's going to kill us."
"HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT SO CASUALLY? I DON'T WANT TO DIE!" screamed Gemini.
"Yeah. It would be nice if we could live a little longer, eat a bit more cheesecake," said Aries.
"Wait. Do you know what he's going to do, Hydra?" asked Pisces.
"I know that he's going to kill you but I don't know how," replied Hydra. "He won't just walk up to you and chop your heads off, my brother enjoys playing games."
"Games? Like what kind of games? The loser of monopoly gets killed?" asked Aquarius.
"If my hands weren't tied I'd applaud your stupidity," said Libra
"Hey! You leave him alone. He asked for an answer, not for you to be mean," said Taurus.
"It's simple. I actually got the idea from Capricorn, Taurus and Libra. Know what I'm talking about yet?" asked Hydrus.
Capricorns eyes grew wide. "Are you talking about the time we pretended we were going to throw Virgo off a roof for a joke? You're not actually going to throw us off a roof are you?"
Hydrus facepalmed. "No. I suppose you'll see soon enough. Ophiuchus, bring out all of my equipement." Ophiuchus ran out of the room.
"WAIT! I have a theory!" said Cancer.
"Go ahead," said Hydrus.
"Was Ophiuchus the girl that you loved in the future? The one with the orange curly hair and blue eyes? And maybe she survived the blast of fire! But it heavily damaged her appearance, that's why she hides behind that image that she shapeshifts into!" said Cancer who was proud of herself.
"Wow. I'm impressed. I can't believe you actually got that ri- nah just kidding! You're dead wrong."
"Aww. Did you have to ruin my moment YOU LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT! I WAS HAPPY AND PROUD NOW LOOK AT WHAT YOU DID!" screamed Cancer.
"AHHHH! She completely changed personalities in two seconds!" said Hydrus.
"Hydrus, meet Moncer. Moncer, meet Hydrus," said Sagittarius.
"I THIRST FOR THE BLOOD OF ANGRY MEN!"
"Hey Cancer, can you break free? If you do that you can go at him," said Scorpio. Cancer tried to break free but the ropes were too tight.
"That chick is crazy!" said Hydrus.
"Pfffft! Who isn't these days?" asked Leo.
Ophiuchus returned. She wheeled two steel boxes into the room.
"What? Are you going to lock us in that box until we starve to death?" asked Virgo.
"That's exactly what I'm going to do," replied Hydrus.
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