Marble Hornets Randomness

jAy WhAT'Re yOu DoINg

Jay: -points flashlight at Brian-

Brian: OW. WHY DID YOU GET AN LED FLASHLIGHT. -covers eyes-

Jay: 'cuz I CAN that's why

Brian: you know what you can do

Jay: what

Brian: yOU CAN ROT IN HEL—

Operator: -appears-

Brian: —LLO OPERATOR

Operator: -leaves-

Brian: that was weird

Jay: do you know what else is weird

Brian: my face...?

Jay: hAH GET'S EVERYONE, EVERY TIME!

Brian: -siiiighhhhhh- Jay when will you grow up

Jay: WHEN I SEE A WOMAN NAKED!

Brian: buddy boy, it's not like that'll ever happen

Jay: SO I CAN STAY YOUNG FOREVER!

Brian: no, but you can stay a virgin forever

Jay: sAME THING

Brian: -sigh- I'm going to go look at this tree because it's a lot more interesting than you

Jay: alrighty -sits down-

Brian: -cARESSES TREE-

Jay: what

Brian: shhhHhhhhhHHHhHHhHHh it's talking to me

Jay: HOLY HELL BRIAN YOU CAN SPEAK TREE?!

Brian: yeah, it's saying, "Jay will always stay single and he needs to get a life. He especially needs to stop trying to find Alex, because hell, no one likes him. Especially Alex. I mean when will he get a brain? When will he actually reach college standards in education? He has the mind of an eight year old and he's as hyper as one too. No one knows if he's high or if he thinks it's Halloween all year and eats a whole bunch of candy. Jay is a worthless retard who doesn't deserve love or respect because he has no common sense. Bitch."

Jay: wow that tree is mean

Brian: yeah, ha... sure