Marble Hornets Randomness

Tribe Twelve + Marble Hornets

(I'll go back to doing just MH stuff soon. I'm just currently binge watching slenderseries' left and -w-right)

Noah: -casually riding his bicycle, somehow ends in Alabama, specifically in Rosswood park- WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK

Jay: -running around-

Noah: WHERE IN THE FUCK AM I

Jay: Oh hallo

Noah: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?!

Jay: I am Jay

Noah: WHERE THE FUCK AM I THOUGH

Jay: You're in Tuscaloosa, Alabama. Where stuff sometimes happens!

Noah: THE FUCK?

Jay: Are You alright

Noah: DOES IT LOOK LIKE I AM GOD DAMN ALRIGHT?

Jay: no, but why are you cursing so much?

Noah: BECAUSE I FUCKING CAN YOU SICK FUCK

Jay: Okay, alright. Wanna go explore and find a—

Noah: I WaNT TO FUCKING GO HOME AND PuT MORE ALCOHOL IN MY SYSTEM

Jay: So you're drunk?

Noah: mAYBE I AM, MAYBE I'M NOT. BUT I KnOW I AM NOT AN ALCOHOLIC, THaT'S FOR SURE

Jay: okay

Observer: HEEEYYYYYNOAHHHH

Noah: wHAT THE FUCKING FUCK?! WHY IN GOD'S FUCKING NAME ARE YOU HERE, YOU FUCKING BASTARD FUCK

Observer: pShhhHhhYOUKNOWWHYI'MHERE

Noah: WHY IS THAT, YOU FUCKING DICK

Observer: -hiss- jOURNALLLLL

Noah: GRRRR

Observer: FoRTUNESSS

Noah: GFFRRRRR

Observer: ThEASHERRSSSS

Noah: GRGRGRRGGG -wipes tears from eyes-

Observer: aLSO...MILLLOOO

Noah: YOU LITTLE FUCKIN BASTARD

Observer: -laughing- HHEHAHHEHWHAHAHEHAHAHAHAHAHEHEHWHHAHAHAHAHAH

Alex: -stumbles into the forest- nAW BITCH, THIS IS KRALIE TERRITORY

Observer: FUCKYOU

Alex: WHO ARE YOU? YOU LITTLE NERD!

Observer: SAYSTHEBIGNERD

Alex: pSHH

Firebrand: hola boys

Jay: AHHH

Firebrand: NoAh

Noah: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT

Firebrand: opEn The jOuRnal. A MysTery is InsI—

Jay: dID YOU SAY MYSTERY?!

Firebrand: I did

Jay: gIMME THE JOURNAL, NOAH

Noah: nnnnnnNNO

Jay: GIVE ME

Noah: NAW

Jay: -GIVE IT

Noah: NNNNNO!!

Jay: -hiss-

Noah: ACTUALLY YOU KNOW WHAT. SCREW IT. AND FUCK YOU. HERE'S THE JOURNAL.

Jay: -opens it with the power of okay-

Noah: HOW THE FUCK DID YOU OPEN IT?!

Jay: -shrug-

Noah: WHAT'S IN IT, BITCH

Jay: a fortune cookie

Noah: HOW DID THEY PUT A FUCKIN FORTUNE COOKIE IN A BOOK?

Jay: wait no, I meant a fortune from a fortune cookie

Jay: It says, "Hello Noah, if you are reading this, it is too late. I am already gone. You will be gone soon"

Noah: THAT'S A FUCKIN LONG FORTUNE

Jay: uh huh

Masky: -playing tag with Deadhead-

Hoodie: -telling secrets to Cursor-

Firebrand: -screaming-

Observer: -angrily screaming wiTH ANGST-

Okay
Have a good day
-sigh