Marble Hornets Randomness

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Alex: these shorts though

Tim: PANTS

Alex: bUT THEY ARE SO SMALL

Tim: WELL YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS SMALL?

Alex: ...what

Tim: YOUR—

Jay: I'M BOOORRREDDD

Brian: same

Alex: -angrily stomps out of room with aBSURD AMOUNTS OF SASS-

Tim: finally it's out of the carpet

Jay: wanna go to Rosswood

Tim: Jay, you retard. You know nothing good happens in Rosswood...

Jay: but it's fun

Tim: we should stay here. Honestly I'm not in the mood for BEING KILLED.

Brian: -sighs and slumps against wall-

Jay: or I could just see what's on this tape

Tim: why are all of you so annoying

Jay: yeah I know right

Tim: what I meant by "all of you" is you, Jay

Jay: -whistles-

Tim: if you keep on whistling maybe you could turn into a blue jay. And you could get wings and fly away! Forever.

Jay: that sounds like a pretty funky idea

Tim: you know what else is a pretty funky idea?

Jay: what

Tim: you walking away

Jay: but I wanna fly

Tim: Brian can teach you how to fly. He has before.

Brian: I basically got thrown out of a window, I wouldn't call it flying

Jay: that sounds fun

Brian: all you have to think is that a man is chasing you with a metal object, say... a wrench. And BOOM. You're already out and fal— sorry... flying, is what I meant

Jay: but redbull gives you wings

Tim: then go drink a whole bunch of redbulls

Jay: good idea I'll go now. I'll come back when I have wings.

I'm going to continue thiissss