Marble Hornets Randomness

mOVIe TImE

Jay: -sniffle-

Alex: what are we watching

Jay: t-the notebook

Brian: You hide your emotions as good as Tim hides a boner

Jay: -cRYING- IS T-THAT A GOOD T-THING

Brian: honey, no

Jay: I-I'M SORRY

Alex: how about we—

Brian: no... we aren't gonna watch porn...

Alex: Jesus Christ, you have such a dirty mindset. I was going to say that we could listen to music...

Brian: nah

Alex: fine then. I'll go to my room

(wHY THE FUCK DO I MAKE BRIAN SASSY AT MOMENTS)

-an hour later-

Brian: -knocks on Alex's door- Alex

Alex: -doesn't respond-

Brian: God, hopefully he isn't doing anything weird in there...

Alex: -doesn't respond-

Brian: -opens the door-

Alex: THESE WOUNDS WON'T SEEM TO HEAL, THIS PAIN IS JUST TOO REAL... THERE'S JUST TOO MUCH THAT TIME CANNOt erase—

Brian: ummmm... what were you listening to?

Alex: -whiSPERS and SpeAks rEAlly fAst- evanescence

Brian: hmm?

Alex: -whisper shouts- evanescence

Brian: what?

Alex: EVANEScence...

Brian: ah... And hey uh, do you know where Tim is?

Alex: I've been in here the whole t—

Brian: is that an evanescence poster

Alex: ...noooo

Brian: okay I'm gonna go look for him
-leaves the room-

-later-

Brian: I know how to get to him!

Brian: wITH THE POWER OF NICKEL
-holds a nickel up to the sky- I WILL DEFEAT MY ENEMIES, SAVE CITIZENS, AND I'LL DO COOL STUFF TOO!

Brian: -nICKEL GUY TRANSFORMATION-

Nickel Guy: yEAH!

Masked Figure: -shouting from the distance- LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH—

Nickel Guy: -dISGUSTED EXPRESSION- IT'S MY ENEMY... NICKELBACK

(This chapter is going in so many places)

Nickelback/Masked Figure: —EVERY TIME I DO IT MAKES ME LAUGH

Nickel Guy: SSSSTOP

Nickelback: HA HA. NICKEL GUY. SO WE MEET AGAIN.

Nickel Guy: TAKE YOUR MASK OFF

Nickelback: -takes it off-

Nickel Guy: SETH? BUT THAT SOUNDS NOTHING LIKE YOU!

Seth: -holds up voice changer thing-

Nickel Guy: -gASP-

Seth: what's up my brocone

Nickel Guy: brocone???

Seth: yeah, my guy

Nickel Guy: call me nickel Guy

Seth: what up... my Guy of nickel

Nickel Guy: aRE YOU ALRIGHT

Seth: no. I'm not -falls over-

Nickel Guy: well ummm... Maybe you should go lay down?

Seth: in-bed-with-Alex mmm yeahh

Nickel Guy: no like, in a bed by yourself

Seth: Alex's bed is reserved for two people

Nickel Guy: he's an evanescence fan girl

Seth: no, he's hot

Nickel Guy: okokok... fine. Go see your "husband"

Seth: ooh! I like that nickname!

Nickel Guy: well go

Seth: alrighty Totheark member #2

Nickel Guy: ...

Seth: aw, so you're not gonna call me Totheark member #1? Shame on you

Nickel Guy: fine. Bye, Totheark member #1...

Seth: -finger guns, walks backwards and then turns around when he reaches the door-

Nickel Guy: -sigh- where is Tim though

(Darn)