Marble Hornets Randomness

BrIMmmMM

Brian: -stalking Tim from the distance at a coffee shop-

Tim: -sitting down, drinking coffee-

Jay: -kisses Tim's forehead-

Brian: -wince... fOLLOWED BY AN EXAGGERATED GASP-

Tim: oh umm... Hey Jay

Jay: -sits down next to Tim-

Brian: fuck this he ain't cheatin' on me for shit and I know that's true

Brian: -sneakily falls onTO THE (ark) GROUND-

Brian: -turns around showing Tim his sweet aSS-

Tim: uhhhh....

Jay: what

Tim: are you alright?

Brian: -says in a deeper voice- Everything is— I mean yeah What's shakin' my bacon— I MEAN FUCK ME I'M OKAY

Tim: alright then...

-later-

Tim: so Jay...

Jay: yeah?

Tim: wanna go do something?

Jay: like go to rosswood? I'll take that as a yes

Tim: fuck, not that place

Jay: -grabs his hand-

Tim: ffffuuuuck

-even... later-

Tim: -chillin' out in the tunnel-

Jay: -runs back to Tim with sharp bur things everywhere-

Jay: hELP. I WAS ATTACKED. bY A PLANT

Tim: that's what Alex said the first time he smoked weed but— are you okay

Jay: nOT REALLY

Tim: I'll help you -pulls bur things out of Jay's everywhere- (if YoU do NoT know wHAT THOSE ARE THOUGH FOR SOME REASON, THEY'RE SHARP PLANT THINGS)

Jay: bETTER

Tim: yeah

-eVEN LATER-ER?-

Jay: wanna... y'know -inappropriate hand motions-

Tim: sure

Jay: let's go to one of the bedrooms

Tim: -tries to open door to one of them, is locked and bOARDED UP-

Jay: all of them are boarded up

Tim: yeah...

Jay: living room?

Brian: I think the fuck Not

Tim: woah there, Brian uuhhhhh... why are you here???

Brian: because um, we are together

Tim: we never really clarified that... Well at least I never did

Brian: EXCUSE ME MISTER

Tim: what

Brian: WE WERE TOGETHER, YOU'RE JUST TOO AFRAID OF GETTING BAD LOOKS FROM JAY

Tim: Jay always gives me bad looks... He gives everyone bad looks... Because he's Jay

Brian: TRUE. BUT FUCK THIS. IF YOU ARE NNNNNOT GONNA BE WITH ME. THEN I'LL SEE YOUR ASS IN HELL

Tim: okay??

Brian: OKAY?? OKAY?!

Tim: yeah... umm...

Brian: YOU GUYS SHOULDN'T BE THINKING ABOUT BUTT FUCKING EACH OTHER WHILE THERE'S A PERVERTED ALEX STARING OUTSIDE YOUR WINDOW

Alex: -outside- hey

Jay: aHHHHHHHH

Brian: EXACTLY. HAVE FUN WITH HIM. SHOOT, HAVE A FUCKING THREESOME

Alex: can't have a car without three wheels (I'M SOrRY I SAID THIS ONE TIME AND I KEEP SAYING IT AND I HAD TO ADD IT OKAY)

Tim: but that makes no fucking sense, cars have four

Brian: -sneaky look-

Tim: you're inviting yourself, get out...

Jay: yeah, Brian

Brian: I WILL BEAT YOUR ASS BEFORE YOU SAY NICKEL

Jay: N—

Brian: -kICKS JAY-

Jay: AHGGGHHH

Brian: ass beat, bitch

Tim: uhh wow

Brian: have fun, losers. I'll just go play with Seth

Tim: define, "play"

Brian: y'know... like... Coding

Tim: fuck, but that's fun

Brian: no no nooo. You're gonna be too busy doing whatever to Jay aren't you. Aren't you, cheater cheater ass eater

Tim: ?????

Brian: ta ta mother fuckers

Does this call for a part 2? I think so.
Also... this chapter title is misleading and I've used it before. Oh well. I'm lazy.
And, this is finally a somewhat decent in length chapter. Sorry these chapters have become short and unfunny... Mainly it's because of lack of ideas and that I've done basically the same thing over and over again like 50 times. OHHHHH WELLLLLLLLLLLLLL