Marble Hornets Randomness

tHE IlLumINaTi

Tim: -sigh-

Alex: So we gathered today to talk about terrorists, America, and alcohol.

Brian: -pulls a cookie out from his pocket-

Jay: this is going to be boring isn't it

Alex: ...very boring

Tim: what the hell even is the illuminati. Isn't that some made up government shit which only lunatics believe in.

Alex: aren't we all lunatics

Tim: well yeah... except Brian though

Everyone: -nodding in agreement-

Alex: So, Jay. I have a question to ask you...

Jay: and what's that, handsome -falls out chair-

Alex: Who do we tell the illuminati business to?

Jay: -gets back into the chair- everyone!

Alex: nO JAY. WE DON'T. SHARE. IT. WITH. ANYONE.

Jay: what about Brian

Brian: uh

Alex: BRIAN IS RIGHT THERE, YOU FUCKING NUT.

Jay: I knew that. I was just testing you. -finger guns-

Brian: do your chairs have wheels on them?

Tim: nope -lays back in chair-

Brian: -spins around-

Alex: wE MUST DISCUSS IMPORTANT TOPICS, BRIAN.

Brian: whatever floats your boat, dude.

Alex: -inHALES AIR- ssssooo, what should we discuss first? -smiles-

Tim: I could go for a beer right now

Alex: I could go for a gUN RIGHT NOW, BUT LOOK WHAT I'M DOING.

Tim: -is silent-

Jay: I don't even drink

Brian: neither do I. But then again. Whatever floats your b—

Jay: Hah

Brian: what, Jay

Jay: hah ahaheaha. You said float.

Brian: how is that funny

Jay: because it rhymes with asymptote. HahheHahhHeh.

Brian: ...

Alex: I SWEAR IF SOMEONE DOESN'Y KILL YOU JAY, I WILL GLADY DO IT MYSELF.

Jay: hahehah. When ever your name gets pulled out of the bucket for the Jay games, I'll volunteer. HaheHa.

Alex: so, you want to kill yourself

Jay: a little bit. Yeah. Ha.

Tim: -asleep-

Alex: -fLIPS TIM'S CHAIR-

Tim: aAUGH

Alex: wAKE UP YOU FUCKIN' BITCH

Tim: I'M UP

Alex: HOW DO YOU KNOW

Tim: CAN I KICK YOUR FUCKING ASS AND STAB YOU IN THE NECK. I'D BE PROUD TO DO THAT.

Alex: THAT'LL BE THE SECOND TIME THAT THAT HAPPENS FOR ME!

Tim: wHAT THE FUCK

Alex: remember in college—

Brian: -leaves-

Tim: -leaves-

Jay: -leaves-