Marble Hornets Randomness

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Brian: Hey Jay

Jay: Hi Br—

Brian: I AM NICKEL GUY

Tim: why'd you become a superhero

Brian: remember that one time you made that video with Jay and Alex and you were "Timman"

Tim: Timman??

Brian: never mind

Tim: I must've been high or something

Brian: uh k

Jay: I feel violated still

Tim: why do you feel violated

Jay: Brian carried me

Tim: ...so what, Alex DRAGGED you

Jay: But that's different

Tim: what're you fucking—

Alex: JAY

Jay: yeah Alex

Alex: want to go get popsicles

Jay: don't you mean ice cream

Alex: no, popsicles

Jay: uh... sure

Jay: -jUMPS OUT OF WINDOW-

Alex: there's a door you know

Jay: who cares

Alex: -walks-

Jay: -walks with Alex-

Alex: -pulls a Popsicle out of his pocket and whacks Jay in the face-

Jay: GRAPE

Alex: I AM TRYING TO KILL YOU

Jay: bUT YOU COULD AT LEAST BE A LITTLE MORE DECENT! C'MON IF YOU'RE GOING TO MOLEST ME, DO IT WITH A CHERRY POPSICLE. I WANT MY LAST MOMENTS PLEASURABLE.

Alex: -drops Popsicle- I need to get better friends. Bye Jay. I'm going to go talk to Jessica

Jessica: -HAS A WHOLE FUCKIN' BACKPACK STUFFED WITH BUILD A BEARS (Kinddreamer311)-

Alex: how'd you get so many of them

Jessica: ...don't tell anyone, but I stole them

Alex: huh

Jessica: AND THIS IS MINI ALEX. PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE. HE IS A PASSIVE BUILD A BEAR.

Alex: well why

Jessica: dO IT

Alex: -punches Mini Alex Bear in the face-

Alex: -suddenly has a black eye- Ow WhAt tHE ShIt

Jessica: HA HA JOKES ON YOU. FUCKTARD. THAT'S WHAT YOU GET YOU FUCKING STUPID ASS NERD. KILLING YOUR FRIENDS AND SHIT.

Alex: -takes Mini Jessica Bear out of her backpack and steps on it-

Jessica: aUGH -falls on floor-

Alex: JOKES ON YOU NOW

Jessica: -scratches Mini Alex-

Alex: -arm starts to bleed- oWWW

Tim: what the hell are they doing

Nickel Guy: -is gone-

Tim: wHERE IS BRIAN

Jay: just as he said.... "Nickel Guy is the hero Tuscaloosa deserves, but not the one it needs right now"