Marble Hornets Randomness

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Alex: -gets on one knee- Hello, master

Operator: -sitting in a foldable chair-

Jay: -standing there, confused- uhhhh

Alex: -whispers- get down! -pushes Jay onto the floor-

Jay: oooowwww -on one knee now-

Alex: -stands up- We came here today
-clears throat- To deliver a message to you

Operator: -hisses-

Alex: Do not worry, my righteous king... It is good news! I guess—

Jay: -stands up, wobbling a bit- ah

Alex: -reads piece of paper- "Healo moi name Is aLex KriLLie. I am stUpid and Not SmaRt. Bye-O fOr noW" signed, Brian and Tim

Tim and Brian: -snickering-

Alex: THIS WASN'T THE NEWS

Jay: WHAT IS UP WITH YOUR SHOES

Brian: -pulls out Saxophone- DID SOMEONE SAY THEY WANTED TO HEAR THE BLUES?

Tim: WHAT FUSE?

Alex: eVERYONE. SHUT THE FUCK UP.

Alex: Okay so the good news was that Amy was killed

Brian: AGAIN???

Alex: WHAT DO YOU MEAN, AGAIN?!??!?!?!?!

Brian: SHE HAS BEEN KILLED LIKE FIFTY TIMES! SHE KEEPS COMING UP BACK FROM THE DEAD! BEFORE YOU KNOW IT, SHE'LL BE DEAD AND THEN SHE'LL COME BACK AGAIN. JUST SNAP ONE TIME AND STOMP ON THE GROUND!

Alex: -snaps and stomps foot-

Amy: hi guys

Alex: what if I do it again

Brian: I've never actually tried th—

Alex: -snaps and stomps foot again-

Another Amy: Yo

Alex: -gasp-

Jay: ha ha ha a whole entire army of Amy's!

Brian: a whole bunch of Amy's

Alex: WE SHOULD START A CULT

Everyone: -leaves-

The Amy's: -disappears-

Alex: -wakes up in his bed-

Seth: -sleeping next to Alex-

Alex: aHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Seth: -still asleep somehow-

Alex: -takes off blanket- UH— WHERE ARE MY PANTS -puts blanket back on-

Woah that was surprising
I am so not okay right now

My eyes are burninggggg