Marble Hornets Randomness

Stereotypes

Tim: howdy

Brian: yo (wHAT)

Tim: it's a pretty good lookin' day, ain't it?

Brian: yeah

Alex: the sky looks retarded and I want you all to die

Jay: what kind of tree is that? It looks rare... I should film it

Alex: there are so many of those, Jay

Jay: whatever. I just need to find one to hang myself from.

Alex: finally

Brian: -sits down and looks at the sky-

Jay: -walks up to tree with rope that came from somewhere-

Tim: what in tarnation 'er ya doin' Jay

Jay: I'm going to kill myself

Tim: uh

Jay: yeah

Jessica: wHERE AM I

Alex: JESSICA OH MY oPERATOR. yOU ARE OKAY. YOU KNOW WHERE YOU ARE. YOU JUST FELL ASLEEP.

Jessica: -SCREAMING-

Jay: just kidding I'm not going to kill myself

Alex: damn it

Jay: ...

Operator: hey guys

Alex: oH MY. DADDY.

Operator: what

Alex: cAN I SUCK YOUR D—

Jay: what kind of tree is this

Brian: I DON'T KNOW, JAY

Operator: uhhhhh

Alex: c'MON RIGHT HERE. RIGHT NOW. LEMME SUCK IT. wHERE IS IT.

Brian: Alex, what the fuck?

Tim: that uh— that ain't (w)right

Alex: -on his knees-

Operator: -leaves-

Alex: -crying-

Jay: Alex, wow I got that on tape

Alex: bURN IT

Jay: ha ha— no.

Brian: can we have a group hug

Alex: ew

Jay: -already ran off with the tape-

Jessica: -trying to find where she is-

Tim: I'll hug ya

Brian: yay -hugs Tim-

Seth: -playing the sims on his laptop- nO ALEX DON'T BURN DOWN THE HOUSE. SHITSHITSHIT.

Brian: —what

Seth: aND BRIAN AND TIM. STOP KISSING. jUsT FUCK ALREADY.
-angrily playing the Sims??-

Brian: —uh

Alex: -throws shoe at a tree- FUCK THIS. FUCK YOU. FUCK ALL OF YOU. FUCK ME (operator). FUCK LIFE. I'M GONNA GO DIE NOW.

Tim: good

Alex: -sassily walks away-

Okay