Marble Hornets Randomness

Alex Get's A Job

Alex: GUYS I GOT A JOB, BUT I NEED YOU TO HELP OUT

Tim: -groan-

Brian: ok

Jay: aLWAYS MASTER

Alex: uh, never mind him. LET'S GO

-at the job-

Kid: -walks up to counter looking at stuff-

Alex: young man, there's no need to feel down

Brian: I said young man, pick yourself off the ground!

Jay: I SAID YOUNG MAN, 'CAUSE YOU'RE IN A NEW TOWN

Tim: there's no need to be unhappy

Brian: young man, there's a place you can go

Alex: I said young man, when you're short on your dough

Jay: YOU CAN STAY THERE, AND I'M SURE YOU WILL FIND

Everyone: MANY WAYS TO HAVE A GOOD TIME

Kid: uh...

Tim: it's fun to stay at the Y... M... C... A

Jay: IT'S FUN TO STAY AT THE YMCA

Brian: they have everything for you men to enjoy!

Alex: you can hang out with all the boys

Everyone: IT'S FUN TO STAY AT THE YMCA

Alex: it's fun to stay at the YMCA

Brian: you can get yourself clean

Jay: YOU CAN HAVE A GOOD MEAL

Tim: you can do whatever you feel...

Alex: young man, are you listening to me?

Brian: I said young man, what do you want to be?

Kid: A firefi—

Jay: I SAID YOUNG MAN, YOU CAN MAKE YOUR DREAMS REAL

Tim: but you got to know this one thing

Alex: no man does it all by himself

Brian: I said young man, put your pride on the shelf!

Jay: AND JUST GO THERE, TO THE YMCA

Kid: I am h—

Tim: I'm sure they can help you today

Everyone: IT'S FUN TO STAY AT THE YMCA

Everyone: IT'S FUN TO STAY AT THE YMCA

Tim: You can get yourself clean

Alex: You can have a good meal

Brian: you can do whatever you feel!

Jay: YOUNG MAN, I WAS ONCE IN YOUR SHOES

Tim: I said, I was down and out with the blues

Alex: I felt no man cared if I were alive
(-cOUGH-)

Brian: I felt the whole world was so jive!

Alex: that's when someone, came up to me

Tim: and said, young man, take a walk up the street

Brian: There's a place there, called the YMCA

Jay: THEY CAN START YOU BACK ON YOUR WAY

Everyone: IT'S FUN TO STAY AT THE YMCA

Everyone: IT'S FUN TO STAY AT THE YMCA!

Brian: they have everything for you men to enjoy!

Jay: YOU CAN HANG OUT WITH ALL THE BOYS

Alex: YMCA, you'll find it at the YMCA

Brian: Young man, young man, there's no need to feel down

Tim: Young man, young man, get yourself off the ground

Everyone: YMCA, YOU'LL FIND IT AT THE YMCA

Jay: YOUNG MAN, YOUNG MAN, THERE'S NO NEED TO FEEL DOWN

Alex: Young man, young man, get yourself off the ground

Tim: YMCA...

Brian: just go to the YMCA!

Kid: ...

Everyone: YOUNG MAN, YOUNG MAN, ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME?

Alex: young man, young man, what Do you want to be?

Kid: mOMMY

Mom: what did they do to you?

Kid: -crying-

Alex: I WAS JUST TRYING TO GET HIM INTERESTED... also, memberships are half off

Mom: -slaps Alex-

Alex: I CAN SUE YOU

Mom: I can also sue you, you made my son cry

Alex: well at least this was fun

Mom: -walks with kid out the door-

Tim: I'm going home

Jay: tHAT WAS GREAT

Brian: Yeah!

Alex: -sigh- how to get fired 101...
-another sigh-