Marble Hornets Randomness

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Alex: I need to go get something at the store

Brian: There's a Walmart like five miles from here

Alex: alright

-At Walmart-

Alex: -zIPS OVER TO THE GROCERY SECTION- wow I haven't been shopping in a long time

Alex: -slides everything in one Isle into his cart- mhhmmmmmm

Seth: -sitting down on the middle of the floor of the pet isle- yaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Seth: -repeatedly squeaks a dog toy-

Seth: -stares intently at dog food-

Seth: -hisses at all of the cat items-

Tim: -examining a Barbie doll-

Brian: what

Tim: -flings the Barbie doll across his shoulder- wHAT

Brian: what were you doing to that Barbie Doll

Tim: I was looking at it

Brian: no one stares at Barbie Dolls

Tim: it looked like my mom

Brian: isn't your mom de—

Tim: -crying-

Brian: nO WAIT I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT. SHHHHSHHHH. SHHH. SHHHH. SHHH -holds Tim-

Jay: -made a fort with all of the toilet paper and paper towel container things-

Jay: HAHAH HA YOU CANNOT DEFEAT MEEEEE!

Jay: BUT I BET I CAN

Jay: nO YOU CAN'T

Jay: -punches himself in the face-

Jay: HEY. WHAT WAS THAT FOR??

Jay: IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE A LITTLE BITCH!

Jay: HUH? WHAT? NO!

Jay: YES

Jay: NO

Jay: yESSSS

Jay: nnNNOOOO

Jay: -smacks his fort down-

Jay: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR????

Jay: THEN AGAIN, BECAUSE YOU'RE A LITTLE BITCH

Jay: I WILL HARM MYSELF

Jay: WHAT?

Jay: I WILL HARM MYSELF

Jay: wHAAAAT??

Jay: I WILL HARM MYSELFFFFFF

Jay: GO AHEAD AND KILL YOURSELF

Jay: ALRIGHT

Jay: -smiles-

Jay: -tries to strangle himself-

Random lady: -walks into the isle and immediately walks back out-

Alex: -is now looking at the thongs- I didn't even know they sold these here

Alex: -picks out one-

Alex: -grabs a bra too-

Alex: -smiles-

Everyone: -goes back to Alex's house-

Alex: -goes to his room and locks the door-

Alex: -puts on the thong and the bra-

Alex: I'm fucking gorgeous

Alex: -struts around the room-

Jay: -crying-

Brian: Jay, what's wrong?

Jay: Jay hurt me

Brian: ...Is there another Jay we don't know about?

Jay: It was me, I was talking to myself... But Jay doesn't like me

Brian: -breathes in- wowJaydoesn'tevenlikeJay

Jay: what?

Brian: I said wow it's a lovely day we're having, Jay

Jay: yeah... -sniffle- I agree

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