The Big Bad Alex

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Alex: aND I'LL HUFF, AND I'LL PUFF

Tim: dear god

Alex: AND I'LL BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

Jay: he did it to my apartment

Alex: -pours gasoline everywhere and throws match- ha, bitch

Tim: I'm outside

Alex: I can't see anything without my glasses

Tim: you're basically blind because even with them, you still can't see

Alex: wHERE ARE YOU. EVERYTHING IS BLURRY. HELP.

Tim: why would I help you? -sass-

Alex: beca—

Jay: do a deed for a friend in need

Tim: but Jay... Alex isn't my friend...

Jay: do it

Tim: -throws Alex's glasses at him-

Alex: dARN

Jay: you kinda helped

Tim: it also kinda helps when you shut the fuck up

Jay: okay -smiles-

Tim: -looks at Alex who is trying to find his glasses-

Alex: tHERE THEY ARE -puts them on-

Jay: -sigh-

Alex: I CAN SEE CLEARLY NOW

Brian: the rain is gone~

Alex: -sCREAMING-

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