Marble Hornets Randomness

wAnNa WReStLe?!

Alex: dO YOU WANNA FIGHT BRO

Tim: HELL YEAH, I WANNA FIGHT. LET'S GO.

Alex: FINE LET'S GO

Tim: -pulls out pocket knife-

Alex: HMPH -pulls out gun-

Tim: WHAT THE HELL THAT ISN'T FAIR

Alex: I DON'T HAVE A KNIFE THOUGH

Tim: IT DOESN'T MATTER

Brian: -whispers to Jay- aren't fights supposed to uh— not include weapons?

Jay: -chokes on popcorn- cUaGHhhHh

Brian: are you okay??

Jay: -continues choking- j-aaughH-J-Ugh-J-Jus-augghhHhHhh-juST d-DAn-cauagaHghHhVauag cUagh CAUGHAH- DANDY

Brian: ...

Jay: -thumbs up-

Brian: uh

Jay: -sTILL CHOKING-

(WHAT THE FUCK WHY IS JAY ALWAYS CHOKING ON SOMETHING. AND WHY THE HELL DOES THAT SOUND SO WRONG)

Tim: -drops knife- JUST SOME GOOD OLD ONE ON ONE, MAN

Alex: OKAY BRO

Tim: -pulls out comb and brushes hair-

Alex: -takes off jacket and throws it at Seth- HOLD MY JACKET

Seth: -grabs jacket and takes a big whiff of it- mmMmmMmmm. It smells like death and betrayal— Mm.

Tim: -pats right sideburn-

Alex: -gets hands in praying position- dEAR OPERATOR, HELP ME IN THIS FIGHT. I WANNA WIN. DON'T LET ME LOSE. IT'S LIKE MONOPOLY. I DON'T WANNA GO TO JAIL. JUST LKKE MONOPOLY... SIMPLE... UH— AMEN

Tim: -throws comb on the ground and pushes up sleeves of his beautiful flannel shirt-

Alex: OKAY LET'S GO ALREADY

Tim: SWING FIRST

Alex: ALRIGHT— ACTUALLY WAIT, ONE LAST THING

Tim: -groans-

Alex: -takes off pants-

Tim: what the fuck

Alex: -has neon shorts on underneath- SETH HAND ME THE THINGS

Seth: GOT IT! -hands Alex "the things"-

Alex: -wears "the things"-

Tim: why are you wearing a neon tank top with matching shorts... a neon headband... and what are those...?

Alex: THESE ARE MY RANDOM BRACELET THINGS. NOW LET'S GO.

Jessica: -throws frisbee into the middle of the road- god darn it, not again

Amy: uh— will you stop throwing it in the road? I'm not even in that direction...

Jessica: I'M GETTING BETTER. OKAY?

Amy: uh— alright?

Jessica: -runs to go get frisbee-

Alex: -tries to swing at Tim-

Jessica: -sUPER NYOOM 2,000 SPEED-

Alex: -"accidentally" punches Jessica in the face-

Jessica: aUGH -falls-

Alex: WHAT THE SHIT

Tim: WHAT THE HELL??

Brian: -sips on juice-

Jay: -still choking on popcorn- AUGhhHhGhh

Amy: -runs over there to Jessica- JESSICA, OH MY GOD!

Alex: uh

Amy: -slaps Alex-

Alex: OW

Amy: YOU DESERVED THAT, YOU TWAT!

Alex: I DIDN'T MEAN TO HIT HER

Amy: sURE

Alex: ME AND TIM WERE ABOUT TO FIGHT

Tim: -sitting with Brian now- nah

Alex: -eyeing Tim- ISWEARTOTHEOPERATOR...

Amy: AND WHAT ARE YOU WEARING??

Alex: ...

Amy: ARE YOU WEARING MY AEROBIC CLOTHES?? AND HOW DO THEY FIT YOU????

Alex: FIRST, SORRY FOR TAKING THEM. SECOND, EXCUSE ME, I FIND THAT OFFENSIVE AND ALARMING.

Amy: YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS OFFENSIVE AND ALARMING??

Alex: WHAT

Amy: WHENEVER YOU GET PUNCHED BY ALEX KRALIE

Jessica: Hey I can relate to that

Amy: -breathes in- Jessica... I mea— Never mind