Marble Hornets Randomness

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Tim: welcome to ManlyManTips, here I'm with...

Jay: TAPEBIRB (FUCKING WHAT)

Tim: so

Jay: yeah

Tim: so why're you here

Jay: because I wanted to be in one of your YouTube videos because you significantly have more views than me on everything you make

Brian: hey

Tim: oh hey Br—

Brian: cAN'T GIVE OUT REAL NAMES

Tim: uh

Alex: wow when did we even get our own YouTube channels

Seth: oh buddy boy, I've had mine for a long time now

Alex: tOTHEARK WHY ARE YOU HERE

Seth: because you all fail at being youtubers

Alex: psh no

Seth: your YouTube name thing is "DeathBloodKiller666Murder"

Alex: ...so?

Seth: -breathes in- IT'S FUCKING RETARDED YOU NUT

Alex: -covers ears-

Seth: and what's your YouTube account

Jay: Tapebirb

Seth: change it

Jay: -whispers- no

Seth: and what's your YouTube account

Brian: CookieUnicorn12345

Seth: what

Brian: -sIGH- IT WAS A DARE

Seth: you have another account right..?

Brian: yeah. It's. "MyNameIsBrianThomas"

Seth: but didn't you say five minutes ago that you weren't going to give out your real name...?

Brian: oh yeah. Hah.

Seth: Tim... what's yours?

Tim: ManlyManTips

Seth: wow all of you are stupid

Alex: and yours is ToTheArk... that sounds fucking retarded!

Seth: -leans in close to Alex- my account's name is artistic and I don't accept criticism you little bitch ass wimp. I will throw you across that train track over there and I will make a clothing line from your tattered clothes and I will put a lavender scent in your blood to make it a cologne

Alex: uh

Operator: AND MY ACCOUNT IS CALLED MARBLE HORNETS

Everyone: ??¿¿

Operator: -stands there-

Jay: but I thought that was my other account...

Jay: actually now that I think about it, I don't remember making that channel...