(THE FUCKIN' SHOES ARE SPELT SKECHERS. WHY IS MY LIFE A FUCKING LIE. I WANT TO END My LIFE. I THOUGHT THERE WAS A FUCKIN' T IN SKECHERSSSS)
Jay: -in Rosswood- It's so dark... I can't see a thing!
Alex: I got you
Jay: wha—
Alex: -aims gun at Jay-
Jay: aLEX NO
Alex: -pulls trigger and gun lights up-
Jay: -dYING-
Alex: I modified it~
Jay: I-I SEE TH-THAT
Alex: I knew it would come in handy
-kisses gun-Jay: wHY COULDN't YOU jUST gET ThOSe LiGHT uP SHOE thIngs
Alex: oh like Brian's
Jay: yEAH
Alex: Because Brian is a loser
Brian: -runs to Alex, shoes lighting up like mad-
Alex: hah hah hehah Hahh
Brian: IT's NERF oR NOTHING
Alex: what
Brian: -punches Alex in the face-
Alex: I AM NOT OKAY
Jay: hE SHOT ME
Brian: -shoots Alex with a nerf gun-
Alex: ow?
Brian: -takes Alex's gun-
Alex: nnnnooo
Brian: -throws nerf gun at Alex-
Alex: why're you helping me
Brian: I'm not -shoots Alex-
Alex: oowwwwwWWWW
Brian: I AM A HIGHLY SKILLED ASSASSIN
Alex: HeLp
(WHAT THE FUCK WHY IS THIS GOING IN SO MANY DIRECTIONS)
AND HOLY FUCK GUYS
THIS IS CHAPTER 80
AND JAY GOT SHOT IN THIS CHAPTER SO—
WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK
YOU ARE READING
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