Marble Hornets Randomness

InApPrOpriAtE

Jessica: -changing-

Alex: -wATCHING HER THROUGH A SMALL CRACK IN THE DOOR-

Jessica: -pulls up her tights super fucking high- hah

Alex: ewwww a cameltoe! Gross. Not fashionable at all...

Jessica: -makes a loud shriek/squeak noise and hurriedly puts on a skirt, then she opens the door-

Alex: -crosses arms-

Jessica: THONGS AREN'T FASHIONABLE EITHER, DIPSHIT. ALSO... I DON'T APPRECIATE YOU WATCHING ME CHANGE! THAT'S FUCKING WEIRD! DON'T YOU HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO?

Alex: ...no

Jessica: GO FUCKING WATCH GAY PORN OR SOMETHING! I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THAT YOU LIKED WOMEN.

Alex: um... You fricken ding dong... Remember Amy?

Jessica: ...who?

Alex: the dead— (thE DEAD AMY JOKE IS BACK)

Jessica: OH! I REMEMBER HER!

Alex: yeah

Jessica: m-hmm...

Alex: hey and can I ask you a weird question?

Jessica: sure

Alex: why does everyone call me a dick

Jay: -yells from the distance- BECAUSE YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT

Alex: -yells back at Jay- FUCK YOU

Jay: NO. FUCK YOU.

Alex: SWEARING IS BAD YOU FUCKING BICTCH ASS FUCKFACE

Jay: EXCUSE ME?

Alex: -sticks out tongue-

Jay: HECK

Jessica: -is gONE-

Alex: hey where'd Jessica go

Hoodie: -on the ceiling like Spider-Man- she's probs doing something cool

Alex: WHAT THE HELL

Hoodie: what's your problem, dude

Alex: HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING THAT

Hoodie: this?

Alex: YES, THAT

Hoodie: -takes off mask, revealing his super hero mask- idk man, lmao rofl lol

Alex: WHAT

Hoodie: -runs away-

Masky: hey Alex

Alex: Shit... it's you

Masky: what's wrong with being me

Alex: I don't know. I don't get the whole mask thing

Masky: I'm actually wearing this mask for a performance

Alex: a Performance? So like... you're performing (as a stripper)

Masky: yeah... for some thing...

Alex: oh well. Break a leg!

Masky: -agGRESSIVE NOISE-

Alex: I uh... that's a figure of speech

Masky: -walks off-

Alex: huh. Well. J—

Seth: hello my friend

Alex: Uhhh... have you ever wondered how we're all in the same house... all the time? (I'm breaking the fourth wall hehehh)

Seth: not really

Alex: hah... yeah... uhh... neat

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