Marble Hornets Randomness

HaLlOwEeN

Alex: so... let's all change into our Halloween costumes!

Tim: I didn't get one

Alex: then fuck you

Tim: K

Alex: -goes to change into his costume-

Brian: -goes into a different room to change into his costume-

Jay: -goes into another room to change into his-

Seth: -does the same as Jay, Brian, and Alex-

Tim: -sigh-

Everyone else besides Tim: -goes out of the closet/bathroom/room thing-

Alex: -is wearing a blue power ranger costume- aw yeah

Jay: -is wearing a dress- heh

Alex: what the fuck

Jay: hahhhhhhhhhhh

Alex: why

Jay: I don't knOwwwWww

Seth: -wearing niCE LINGERIE-

Alex: damn

Seth: hah

Brian: -dressed up as a duck-

Alex: what The fuck Brian

Brian: quack

Alex: why are you dressed up like a duck...

Brian: qUACK

Alex: ?????

Brian: QUACK QUACK QUACK

Alex: WHAT THE ACTUAL F U C K

Brian: qUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCK

Alex: WHY BRIAN, WHY

Brian: QUACKQUACKQUACK

Seth: Jay why are you wearing a dress?

Jay: I felt like it

Seth: ah...

Jay: where'd all your clothes go

Seth: where did your fucking coURTSEY AND POLITENESS GO YOU FUCKASS?

Jay: you asked me why I was wearing a dress though

Seth: WELL YEAH, IT'S BECAUSE I CAN... DUH...

Jay: huh...

Alex: I'm cooler than all of you

Jay: we know

Tim: you all have... neat costumes and all... but why is Brian dressed up as a duck

Brian: -confused quacking-

Alex: because he did drugs that's why

Tim: dID YOU FUCKING HURT MY BRIAN

Alex: no, he did drugs on his own

Tim: DID HE TAKE MY PILLS?

Alex: Maybe... Maybe not...

Tim: -gROWLS-

Alex: calm down

Tim: NO

Alex: why not

Tim: -gRowLS AGAIN-

Alex: uhHhhhhh

-later that night-

Alex: hey Seth

Seth: hey

Alex: wanna dance?

Seth: sure

Alex: -kicks Seth's ankle-

Seth: -fOOT BENDS IN A WEIRD DIRECTION AND MAKES A SLIGHT POP NOISE-

Alex: I just swept you off your feet

Seth: -crying on the floor- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH YOU BROKE MY FOOT

Gay cowboys