Marble Hornets Randomness

ROADTRIP

Alex: -drives up to the sidewalk where Jay is- get in the car

Jay: wh—

Alex: GET IN THE CAR

Jay: alright... -opens the door and sits in the passengers seat-

Alex: -drives on a road which only leads to even smaller towns-

Jay: where are we going?

Alex: -remains silent and looks at the road-

Jay: oh alright, you're giving me the silent treatment -sighs and looks out the window-

Alex: -turns on the radio-

Jay: hm?

Radio: -playing hardcore death metal-

Alex: -turns off radio and grabs a CD-

Jay: -reading the CD- ..."Alex's cool music..." what?

Alex: -puts the CD in the CD player thing-

CD: "Right about now, N.W.A. court is in full effect. Judge Dre presiding. In the case of N.W.A. vs. the Police Departm—"

Alex: -skips song-

Jay: -concerned-

CD: "—I'll take you to the candy shop
I'll let you lick the lollip—"

Alex: -skips song-

Jay: -sweating-

CD: "We're no strangers to love. You know the rules and so do I. A full commitment's what I'm thinking of. You wouldn't get this from any other guy"

Jay: -looks at Alex and tries to change the song-

Alex: -puts a gun to Jay's head-

Jay: -slowly moves hand back-

Alex: -lowers gun-

Jay: -quickly puts hand back on skip button-

Alex: -quickly puts finger on trigger-

Jay: -puts his hands in his pockets-

Alex: -throws the gun in the backseat and focuses on the road-

Jay: -stomach growls- Alex... how much longer is it?

Alex: not far

Jay: woah you actually talked to me! What a surprise! I never thought you were g—

(Five minutes later)

Jay: -in the backseat tied up with tape on his mouth-

Alex: -continues driving-

Jay: -wiggles around and manages to get tape off of his mouth- WHY

Alex: -doesn't look at him-

Jay: GRRR

Alex: ...

Jay: HA! AT LEAST I'M NOT STUPID! YOU LEFT ME IN THE BACKSEAT WITH A GUN!

Alex: -pulls the gun out of his pocket-

Jay: HOW

Alex: -puts gun in pocket and puts his finger on his lips- shhh

Jay: -confused-

Alex: we're almost there

Jay: GOOD

Alex: -continues looking at the road-

Jay: where are we even going anyways?

Jay: helllooo, Alex

Jay: Alex

Jay: ALEX

Jay: aaaalllleeexxxx

Jay: Alexander Kralie

Jay: Alex Kralie??

Jay: Kralie Alex

Jay: AAALLLEEXXX

Jay: EARTH TO ALEX

Alex: we're here

Jay: -sits up somehow- WE'RE IN A FREAKING CEMETERY

Alex: exactly