Marble Hornets Randomness

tHe ZoO

Jay: LET'S GO TO THE ZOO

Tim: no

Jay: I'LL BE IN THE CAR

Tim: no

Jay: -is outside- CAN YOU UNLOCK YOUR CAR

Tim: no

Jay: THANKS

Tim: why the hell does he always do this

Jay: -waiting by Tim's car-

Tim: -unlocks the car- I'll let you drive. Just don't get any marks on my car or I will kill you. No joke. I will fucking stab you

Jay: no but I need adult supervision

Tim: ...you're older than me

Jay: by a month or so... but it doesn't matter

Tim: do it yourself

Jay: but I need you to come

Tim: but I'm not

Jay: please?

Tim: get Alex or Brian to take you... Brian likes animals, he'll be happy to go... I don't know about Alex. He hates everything

Jay: fine. I'll ask Brian

Tim: alri—

Jay: BRIAN

Brian: -walks outside- yeah?

Jay: can you take me to the zoo

Brian: sure! Tim, would you like to go?

Tim: uh

Brian: it's fine if you don't want to... I could just take J—

Tim: yesI'llgo

Brian: okay. Sounds good! Who's car are we gonna take?

Tim: I'll drive

Brian: -sits in the passenger seat-

Jay: -sits in the backseat-

Tim: -sits in the driver's seat and turns the car on-

Alex: -riding on a scooter- where are you guys going?

Brian: -rolls down window- we're going to the zoo

Alex: mind if I come?

Brian: it's fine dude, get in

Alex: alright -puts scooter somewhere and gets in the backseat-

-tIME SKIP-

Jay: woah

Alex: what

Jay: look at that

Alex: that's a pigeon

Jay: no not that, the other bird

Alex: it's a Blue Jay

Jay: -blushing-

Alex: stop

Tim: -is with Brian looking at the antelope- they're deer

Brian: they are African deer. And that's cool

Tim: ...sure I guess

Brian: why are you so down... like, I don't know. You seem kinda depressed and sad...

Tim: -shrugs- I don't know

-TIME SKIP AGAIN-

Jay: hey look! A nest

Alex: what

Jay: -throws a rock at the nest and giggles-

Alex: what the shit

Jay: -runs away-

Alex: aRE THOSE HORNETS

Alex: -screamiNG- AHHHHHHHHGGGHHHHHH
-running around in circles-

Hornets: -swARMING-

Alex: aGHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHH AHHHH?????? 

Jay: lmao

Alex: JAY WHAT THE FUCK

Jay: you're scared of hornets... but you named your student film, Marble Hornets

Alex: ANYTHING IS SCARY WHEN YOU'RE BEING CHASED BY IT

Jay: what if it's a cute innocent toddler though

Alex: CHILDREN ARE THE SCARIEST CREATURES. I WOULD KILL MYSELF IF I WAS BEING CHASED BY A TODDLER. OR I'D SHOOT IT.

Zookeeper: could you tone it down sir?

Alex: THERE IS LIKE FIVE HUNDRED HORNETS CHASING ME. I DON'T THINK I CAN

Zookeeper: fine then -leaves-

Alex: -ruNS THE FUCK OUT OF THE ZOO, AND SEES TIM AND BRIAN IN A SHADY SPOT-

Tim & Brian: -kiSSING-

Alex: HOly SHIT, GUYS

Tim: wHAT

Brian: oh hey... Alex... didn't see you there! Ha ha... ha... ha.

Alex: I waS BEING CHASED BY HORNEtS

Tim: nice

Alex: FIVE HUNDRED OF THEM. CHASING AFTER ME AT LIKE A MILLION MILES PER HOUR! I almoST DIED!

Brian: huh... well uh... we should probably go back to the car now

Tim: sounds good

-tIME SKIP-

Brian: guys... we left Jay at the zoo...

Alex: it's ok

Tim: yeah it's fine

Brian: if you say so

Jay: -bEING CHASED BY A GROUP OF TODDLERS- HELP