Marble Hornets Randomness

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Brian: I keep getting random texts from this random person

Tim: who

Brian: random... person...

Tim: okay yeah

Brian: They keep sending me retarded things

Tim: Is it Jay

Brian: I have no idea who it is

Tim: We should get Jay. He's good at finding out things

Brian: -calls Jay-

Jay: hi, friend

Brian: Godfuckingdamnit— Hi Jay!

Jay: Hiiiiii friennnd

Tim: what the hell

Brian: I need you to come to my house

Jay: REALLY?

Brian: yeeeaahhhh

Jay: why do you need me to come over

Brian: Because I need your help with something... For like, the first time in forever

Jay: What is it though

Brian: A random person's texting me... I need your help finding exactly who it is

Jay: Are you sure it's not me?

Brian: YES! I'm sure it's NOT you

Jay: Okay I'll be over there in like two seconds, friend

Brian: -hangs up-

Tim: why does he keep calling you friend

Brian: I honestly don't k—

Jay: -opens door- I'M HERE

Brian: Here. Take my phone. Don't break it

Jay: I won't -takes his phone-

Tim: -watches Jay carefully-

Jay: -clicks on Brian's text messages- hmmmmmmm where's the contact

Brian: that one

Jay: -clicks on it-

Tim: -still eyeing Jay-

Jay: Hmmmmm. The last text they sent you was at 9:03 pm yesterday. They said, "Did you hide the body"

Tim: what the fuck

Brian: WHAT

Jay: It says it right here, It says, "Did you hide the b—"

Brian: -takes his phone away- Hahaaha, Jay... I think it's best if you leave! Hahaha! Jay... Leave, now

Jay: okay okay

Tim: uhh

Brian: -opens the door and pushes Jay outside, then closes the door and locks it-

Tim: so uhh, where's that body at

Brian: DON'T FUCKING ASK ME ABOUT THE GOD DAMN B—

Alex: Hey Brian, you never responded to my text message

Brian: FUCK

Tim: -is confused-

There, you have it, another shhiiittty chapter. You're welcome.