Marble Hornets Randomness

TrUTh oR dAre

Alex: let's play a game

Brian: what game

Alex: truth or dare

Tim: aren't we kinda old for that—

Alex: okay, Tim. Truth or dare!

Tim: uHnmmmmMmm

Jay: SAY TRUTH. TIM. HE MIGHT DARE YOU TO SUCK HIS DICK AGAIN.

Tim: again??????????¿¿¿¿?????

Jay: THE OPERATOR IS VERY SELECTIVE WHEN IT COMES TO WIPING SOMEONES MEMORY

Tim: ...truth

Alex: Am I hot

Tim: that's not really a truth-y question though

Alex: answer the fucking question, you ass

Tim: ...no?

Alex: -squints-

Brian: -squints at Tim. Wondering what that question mark meant-

Tim: I meant, no. Aaaand where is Seth?

Seth: I'm still here, guys

Alex: oh hey

Seth: yeahhhhhh

Alex: -pats Seth's head-

Seth: heh

Tim: soooo. Jay... Truth or dare?

Jay: DARE

Tim: I dare you to...

Brian: -whispers in Tim's ear-

Tim: no. I don't want him to jump off a cliff...

Jay: I'll do it if you pay me a dollar

Tim: ...................

Jay: I was k-kidding

Tim: sure. Now. Hmmm... I dare you to take some of these pills

Brian: why

Jay: okay

Tim: I was kidding. I need these.

Jay: -already halfway through the bottle, wheezing-

Tim: hOLY SHIT

Brian: ohmygod

Alex: hahaha loser

Seth: woooah

Inner Jay: -sCREAM- WHHYYYYYY. WHYYYyYyYyYyyYYYYYYY. W. H. Y. WHY. W H Y. WW HH YYYYYYY. WHYYYYYYYYYyyyYYYyYyYYYYYYYY

Outer Jay: -chOKING- AUGH KAACH AGH AGHEA CAHH AgaH AGH CAIOH MAHD CAUGH HEl-CAUGH HELP

Alex: don't help him

Tim: -patting Jay on the back- IT WAS A JOKE, MAN. IT WAS A JOKE.

Jay: -coughing and crying, also not understanding what a joke is-

Brian: lol

Jay: -AGHHHHH

Tim: -trying to help Jay-

Alex: okay so. Brian. Truth or Dare.

Brian: Dare

Alex: I dare you to—

Brian: Suck Tim's dick? Sure.

Alex: no

Brian: yes

Alex: Brian. No.

Brian: Brian. yES.

Jay: -better- woah I feel cleansed

Alex: Jesus, Tim. How'd you help him?

Tim: It's called believing in yourself. You really get stuff done.

Alex: woah cool. I should try that.

Tim: yeah. Maybe if you believe in yourself, you'll finish Marble Hornets!

Alex: Mm

Tim: Just kidding! We all know that Marble Hornets was basically over when it started... right guys?

Seth: yeah hah hahha

Jay: ahahHhHhah

Brian: HHHAAHHAHAHAHAH HA H HA HA HAAAAH HA HA HAAA

Alex: ha ha hahHAHhhahah hhehahh

Tim: hahhahheahhhhhh