Marble Hornets Randomness

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Alex: JAY YOU ARE MINE AND I WILL MAKE YOU MY SACRIFICE

Brian: -pulls a nickel out of his pocket- hmm

Alex: BRIAN WHAT THE HELL'RE YOU GOING TO DO WITH THAT QUARTER

Brian: -clears throat- wELL ExCuSE mE, this is a NICKEL

Alex: YEAH YEAH WHATEVER -drags Jay into a ditch-

Jay: -humming- wow this is fun

Brian: NICKEL GUY. ATTACK.

Alex: Nickel guy?

Brian: -puts nickel in hand, is suddenly wearing a cape which is totally just a blanket which in marker says: NG-

Alex: ...

Brian: WITH THE POWER OF NICKEL

Alex: what?

Brian: -throws nickel at Alex's head-

Alex: oWWWWWwWwwWW

Brian: -smiles and gets Jay's body-

Jay: I can walk

Brian: NO YOU CAN'T

Jay: I have legs I'm not disabled

Brian: -carries Jay-

Jay: I feel violated

Brian: -drops Jay- DANG MAN HOW MUCH DO YOU WEIGH

Jay: 120 something

Brian: oh

Jay: -smiles-

Brian: yOU ARE A STICK

Jay: -shrug-

Brian: -jumps into a bush-

Jay: uh

Brian: -behind bush- Nickel Guy is the hero Tuscaloosa deserves, but not the one it needs right now

Tim: Brian are you okay

Brian: Mentally? No. Physically? No.

Tim: uh is that good

Brian: your face is good and that's why I'm happy

Tim: -looks at Jay-

Jay: Alex dragged me into a ditch

Tim: I saw

Brian: correction, we saw. EVERYONE saw. Even that guy over there?

Jay: what guy?

Brian: -points-

Jay: I don't see anythi— WAITNOHOLYHELLWHATTHEFUCKTHATISNOTANORMALPERSONAHH

Tim: -takes a whole bunch of pills-

Brian: -hides-

Jay: -internal screaming and EXTERNAL SCREAMING-

Alex: -standing there looking at him in the open- how tall are you, dude? I mean I'm like 6'2 and you're all the way up there... so like... 7 or 8 foot something?

I still don't know