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Alex: what time is it

Jay: TAPE TIME? FLASHLIGHT TIME? CAMERA TIME? DOCUMENTARY-ABOUT-HOTELS TIME? HOTELS IN GENERAL TIME?

Tim: 11:02 pm... (-cOUGH-)

Brian: Party time?

Jessica: I'm lost—

Amy: death time? (read my books and you'll understand :3)

Seth: crying time? (Once again, read my books and you'll understand)

Seth: wait no— fucking time? (That's reserved for Seth only)

Alex: —no! It's target practice time!

Jay: I LOVE TARGET PRACTICE!

Alex: -pulls out gun-

Jay: -closes eyes and is singing now- TARGET PRACTICE. TARGET PRACTICEEEE.

Brian's mind: And at this time, I didn't know if I should help, or if I should leave him be. Being a super hero is tough. Trying to decide is tough. Everything is tough, yet, everything is fine.

Tim's mind: Holy shit, Brian. Are you okay?

Brian's mind: YOU CAN READ MINDS??

Tim's mind: DAMMIT

Brian's mind: YOU DIDN'T SEE ME HAVING EXOTIC FANTASIES ABOUT YOU EARLIER, RIGHT? WRIGHT?

Tim's mind: Can we fuck already

Brian's mind: I CAN FUCKING READ YOUR MIND TOO SOMEHOW, DUDE. MY SENSES ARE TINGLING.

Tim's mind: well fuck me right in the ass

Brian's mind: gladly— wELL WAIT, SHIT NO.

Alex: —WILL YOU STOP SCREAMING TO EACH OTHER

Brian: ...what?

Alex: YOU WERE SCREAMING ABOUT FUCKING EACH OTHER AND  STUFF...

Brian: I was reading his mind, and he was reading mine

Alex: nO— YOU SAID ALL OF THIS OUT LOUD. WHAT THE SHIT.

Tim: sorry

Jay's mind: I wonder what time it is in Chad, Africa right now

Alex: JAY

Jay: yeah

Alex: sTOP

Jay: stop doing what

Alex: STOP TALKING ABOUT CHAD

Jay: uh— how can you hear my thoughts?

Alex: YOUR BRAINS ARE BEING STUPID. YOU ARE ALL SPEAKING YOUR THOUGHTS.

Alex's mind: Seth looks really fucking hot today. What the shit, man... what the shit... His god damn face is a masterpiece and I bet he works wonders in bed...

Seth: aLEX, ARE YOU ALRIGHT?

Alex: NO. NO I'M NOT.

Seth: I thought about working at a hotel, guys

Alex: hMMM???

Seth: I call it, "Tothehotel"





Now that, is how you advertise.

I'm gonna tag some peeps

You don't have to do anything back

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