Fairy Tail Got Texting

Erza and Happy

Sorry I couldn't find a really good pic of Erza and Happy together, so I settled for MEIFWA Carla and Happy! Credit to original artist

Erza: Happy where is Natsu

Happy: I haven't seen him :)

Erza: HAPPY!

Happy: okay I will not tell you that I saw Natsu run into the closet in the basement next to all the bored games..

Erza: THEN WHAT WILL YOU TELL ME! WHERE IS NATSU!

Happy: *facepalms*  he's in the closet in the basement next to all the bored games...

Erza: thank you, maybe I'll forgive you for putting a fish down my new armor last week.

Happy: really? (Sounds so happy)

Erza: No

( starts yelling in guild hall... "I know where you are Natsu...Happy I suggest you run too, mentioning the fish armor incident from last week has made me angry all over again)

Happy: Oh no...

(Lucy stops Erza temporarily by sitting her down at the bar and giving her a piece of strawberry cake)

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Happy: Natsu run she knows where your hiding...Lucy has stopped her for a little while with cake but it won't last long, she gobbling it down fast!

Natsu: Crap how did she find my hiding spot it was so good

Happy: I don't know..

-----USER CELESTIAL_WIZARD HAS JOINED THE CHAT-----

Lucy: Happy told her, now run she's already on her second slice and I only have one more piece of cake left...

Happy: thank for ratting me out Lucy!

Lucy: you do it to me all the time

Natsu: Happy, come on dude I thought we were best buddies

Happy: we are

Natsu: Best Buddies never lie to eachother and always cover for the other

----USER CELESTIAL_WIZARD HAS LEFT THE CHAT----

----USER DRAGON_KING HAS LEFT THE CHAT----

Happy: awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww I'm all alone...

---USER QUEEN_OF_THE_FAIRIES HAS JOINED THE CHAT---

Erza: so where is Natsu now HAPPY!!!

Happy: he just ran up the stairs and is hiding behind the     S-Class request board!

Erza: I got you now Dragneel

---USER #THEBLUE-CAT HAS LEFT THE CHAT---

---USER KING_OF_THE_WIZARD_SAINTS HAS JOINED THE CHAT---

Makarov: ERZA!!!!!

Erza: yes, Master

Makarov: YOU WOKE ME UP FROM MY BEAUTY SLEEP WITH ALL YOUR YELLING!!!!!!!!

Erza: I am deeply sorry Master, but Natsu ate my perfect Strawberry cake that I bought yesterday.

Makarov: Strawberries?

Erza: yes...

Makarov: I HATE STRAWBERRIES!!!!!!! YOU NOW OWE ME  THREE HOURS OF BEAUTY SLEEP!!! AND TRUST ME I WILL COLLECT THEM!!!!

---USER #THEBLUE-CAT HAS JOINED THE CHAT---

Happy: ha ha, now your the one hiding Erza

Erza: Can it fuzzball, before I turn you into a pair of slippers!

Makarov: ERZA!!!!!!!!

---USER QUEEN_OF_THE_FAIRIES  HAS LEFT THE CHAT---

(Erza runs out the guild doors grabs Lucy, Natsu, Gray, Wendy,Carla and Happy picks the job that's the farthest away from the Master and runs as fast as possible to the train station)

Happy: well that could have gone better, oh and Master when you read this, I'm sorry I took your phone and used it against Erza, but I have a question... what's with all the pictures of the girls in the guild wearing bikinis?

Erza got trolled by Happy :) Best chapter yet!