Mavis: FINALLY WERE HERE!!
Zeref: meh
Mavis: oh zeref! Isn't it exciting! We're in a book!someone is reading this right now!
Zeref: your a ghost how can you even type, wouldn't your hand just go right threw the keyboard?
Mavis: ....
Zeref: oh forget it.
Mavis: hello people reading diss!
Zeref: Mavis, seriously. What did I say about breaking the 4th wall.
Mavis: that if I do it to often it could rip my existence for the world?
Zeref: no I said-
Mavis: no you said it would rip my existence from the world.
Zeref: no I said-
Mavis: YOU SAID IT WOULD RIP MY EXISTENCE FROM THE WORLD!!!!!
Zeref: Let Me Finish Woman!
Mavis: fine.
Zeref: I said that it would ruin the plot if the story and THEN rip your existence from the world.
Mavis: I WAS RIgHt! I WIn!
Zeref: there's no winning against you is there?
Mavis: nope.
Zeref: I give up. You will never be satisfied.
Mavis: I WILL NEVER BE SATISFIEEEDDD! (Hamilton ref)
Zeref: agrh I have had enough of that hamilton stuff you keep screaming about!
Mavis: where be the hamilton fans in dis boook?
Zeref: there's no one here Mavis.
Mavis: What time is it?
Zeref: Lunch Time?
Mavis: SHOW TIME
Zeref: you are the worst
Mavis: Burr!
Zeref: what?
Mavis: ok, one more and I'm done.
Zeref: ...
Mavis: imma take that as a yes!
Zeref: -_-
Mavis: Zeref Tell me a secret!!!
Zeref: No!? Why!?!
Mavis: pwetty pwease?
Zeref: .... fine. If you promise not to tell another soul what you hear.
Mavis: no one else was in the room where it happened....
Zeref: is that a yes?
Mavis: uh... yes.
Zeref: ok.... well...
Mavis: oh, you don't actually have to tell me one of your secrets I was just using you for my hamilton reference.
Zeref: YOU USER ME!?! I FEEL BETRAYED!!!
Mavis: The Reynolds Pamphlet. ...I hope that you...BUURRN!
Zeref: I don't find this funny. 😡
Mavis: *mutters* Drama queen.
Zeref: I will destroy you with my army!!!
Mavis: Fangirls Don't Count!
Zeref: ... crap ... then I'll fight you one on one
Mavis: It's the TEN DUEL COMMANDMENTS
Zeref: staph with da hamilton refrences!
Mavis: Can we agree that duels are dumb and immature?
Zeref: That's it I'm leaving!
---USER DARK_WIZARD-LORD HAS LEFT THE CHAT---
Mavis: well.... ya know wut... imma find someone who appreciates my Hamiltoness
---USER FAIRY-GUILD_MASTER ADDED DEMON_DRAGNEELCHILD TO THE CHAT---
Mavis: Son!
Larcade: Don't call me son.
Mavis: this war is hard enough without infighting.
Larcade: well, I'll never be satisfied.
Mavis: can you believe your father doesn't like hamilton.
Larcade: one sec
--USER DEMON_DRAGNEELCHILD ADDED DARK_WIZARD-LORD TO THE CHAT---
Larcade: have you seriously been telling her that you hate hamilton?
Zeref: ... yes ...
Mavis: wait I'm confused
Larcade: Watch this, Join the cult father!
Mavis: Yesssss join us!
Zeref: ..... I don't know how to 'say no to this'
Mavis: whhhaaa?!?!
Larcade: closet hamilton lover.... *sigh* shameful
Zeref: What can I say except your welcome?!
Mavis: YAAASSSSSSSSS
Larcade: ok maybe we should get back to the original story.
Mavis: where's the fun in that?
Zeref: it's not supposed to be fun, it's your job.
Mavis: I don't wannna!!!!
Larcade: I'm not dealing with this.
--- USER DEMON_DRAGNEELCHILD HAS LEFT THE CHAT---
Zeref: ok back to the plot!
Mavis: don't you like die or something?
Zeref: I'll have to read the script again. But even if I do, we have no control-
Mavis: who lIVEs, wHo DiEs, WHO TELLS YOUR STORY!!!
Zeref: Too much. Bye.
--- USER DARK_WIZARD-LORD HAS LEFT THE CHAT---
Mavis: well... fine... be that way. I'll guess I'll stay here and make puns by myself you big meanie.
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