Natsu: hey luce
Lucy: hey natsu! What's up?
Natsu: the sky.
Lucy: Natsu that is literally the dumbest answer you could've given me.
Natsu: I'm hungry.
Lucy: do you ever not think with your stomach?
Natsu: what?
Lucy: nevermind. What are you doing?
Natsu: sitting on Gray.
Lucy: WHAT!?!? What do you mean?!
Natsu: exactly what I said. I. AM. SITTING. ON. GRAY FULLBUSTER.
Lucy: why?!
Natsu: because ice bucket was being an asshole so he said, 'bite me' so I bite him and he screamed bloody murder like a little girl and fell, hit his head and has been unconscious for a while now.
Lucy: that still doesn't explain why your sitting on him!
Natsu: well, Erza said it was all my fault so I had to stay with him until he woke up, so here I am sitting on Gray. Thinking about food. Ya know. The usual.
Lucy: well okay then.
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Gray: Natsu! Get your fat heavy fine ass off me!
Natsu: like you can talk ice cube- wait, 'fine'?
Lucy: 0o0
Gray: NOOO IT WAS AUTOCORRECT I SWEAR!!!
Natsu: what auto corrected?
Gray: I meant to say 'get your fat heavy ugly ass off me' I SWEAR!
Natsu: how does Ugly autocorrect to fine? -_-
Lucy: Gray, are you hitting on Natsu!?
Gray: EWWW GROSS NOOOOO
Lucy: uhhh, Gray. Is there something you'd like to tell Natsu? *cough* you like him *cough cough*
Gray: Lucy No.
Lucy: but gay, are you sure?
Gray: gay?
Lucy: *Gray omg ha ha ha your name auto corrected to gay! Ha ha ha even my keyboard knows your gay Gray. Hey! Gay Gray! *giggles*
Gray: -_- Lucy. No. Bad.
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Levy: Yay! GRAY × NATSU!!! I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THE GAYBIES!!!! YAOI FOR LIFE!!!! AHHHHHHHH MWAHAHAHA!!!!! GRATSU, GRATSU, GRATSU!!!!
Natsu: Levy what the hell!!
Lucy: Yasss levy! Dats what I'm gonna do! Break up with Natsu and ship Gratsu!
Levy: *giggles hysterically*
Gray: okay I'm not staying any longer this shit has gotten insane!
Natsu: same bro!
Levy: look! He called him bro! NOW HUG AND KISS!!
Natsu: I'm outta here!
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Gray: yeah me too, see ya psychos!
---USER ICE_BOY_SUPREME HAS LEFT THE CHAT---
Lucy: aww, well teasing them was fun while it lasted.
Levy: who said I was teasing? I was being completely honest!
Lucy: .... yeah I'm outta here too.
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Levy: lucy? Luce? Anyone?
Levy:
I'm so lonely,
So very......
Lonely,
I have nobody!
I'm all on my
OWWNNNN
IN
A
BOX.
Levy: well, fine. Be that way.
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*SpongeBob voice*
5
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LATER
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Natsu: Luuucccyyy, I'm still hungryyy!!!!!
Annnnnnddd scene! Great job Everybody lol.
I'd like to thank even for helping me reach 1000 reads! Love you all so much! So sorry it was so short!
~Red
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