Fairy Tail Got Texting

The Dragon Slayers

Sorry guys...this chapter has alot of swearing and name calling...not my usual but...yeah. Anyway here's your update and stuff soooo, on your mark get set go!

Natsu: hey guys!

Gajeel: go away flame-breath!

Sting: why are we even here!

Rogue: I could be doing much more important things right now.

Cobra: like what? You are such a douche

Laxus: who here has beef with Natsu?

Sting: I think we all do! Who doesn't have beef with this shithead.

Wendy: I don't think this is appropriate for me.....

Gajeel: NATSU YOU ADDED THE DRAGON SLAYER SHRIMP TO THE CHAT!!! YOU IDIOT!

Rogue: Gajeel don't be rude Wendy is a nice girl.

Wendy: Oh hey that reminds me......

Cobra: WTF

Wendy: NATSU IM PISSED OFF AT YOU!!!!!!!

Natsu:  what did I do this time?

Wendy: YOUR FRICKEN FIGHT WITH GRAY YESTERDAY BURNED HALF OF MY HAIR OF AND FROZE THE OTHER HALF!!!!! MY HAIR NOW LOOKS LIKE THIS!
(Picture at top)

Natsu: so that's why the guild smelled of burnt hair.....

Wendy: You asshole! I'm gonna fucking kill you!! Prepare to die fucktard! Your are such a dick!

Laxus: woah uh wow um

Rogue: I don't know why but it's so much scarier when little kids swear

Sting: she's got a mouth on her.

Cobra: I feel like her cat Carla is gonna come find us and shove soap down our throats!

Gajeel: gihi

Natsu: what's so funny about this?!

Wendy: Oh my gosh Gajeel I can't believe you said that!

Everyone minus Gajeel&Wendy: HUH! WHAT'S GOING ON!?!

Wendy: well...I kinda gave Gajeel my phone so that he could express how mad I am at you... but he took it to far for my liking..... I don't feel well any more 😵

Cobra: I'm outta here.

---USER POISION-BREATH HAS LEFT THE CHAT---

Natsu: now do you feel happy Metal head! You've made Wendy sick!

Sting: you mean he made the little adorable blue haired girl cry!

Natsu: well I'm assuming that she's crying cause all the girls from the dorm, are at the guild looking to find out why Wendy is crying in her room.

Rogue: your a despicable human being Gajeel Redfox! I will punish you!

Gajeel: Didn't you lose to me during the GMG.

Laxus: and you were such a great fighter too. it's a shame we have to put you down.

Gajeel: wait, put me down?

Rogue: I may have lost to you during the one on one battle but it is you who will lose the four on one battle!

Sting: yeah we're gonna make you pay for making the blue haired angel cry!

Natsu: prepare to die you scumbag!

Laxus: we're coming for you!

Gajeel: shit
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O god I don't know if I can continue...... my mind is broken! If you have a complaint tell me and I'll take the swearing out and add slang instead...... this is for my friend who's away right now and I barely get to see or talk to her so here is her username I feel like this should be for her
onehellofaidiot_ love you, miss you, see you soon! I hope...