Fairy Tail Got Texting

the Originals

Lucy: hey guys,

Natsu: hey luce, have you seen my vest it went missing.

Gray: more like you lost it.

Natsu: you got something to say to me ice bucket?!

Gray: I've got nothing to say to someone as stupid as you flame brain!

Natsu: come at me iceberg!

Gray: tch, like you could beat me lizard head.

Natsu: that's dragon head to you!

Lucy: guys. Seriously were not even 70 words into the chapter yet.

Natsu: he started it!

---USER QUEEN_OF_THE_FAIRIES HAS JOINED THE CHAT---

Erza: calm yourselves.

Lucy: Finally, someone sane.

Erza: now. Where is my cake!

Lucy: forget what I said.

Gray: Erza, So you've finally taken a break in the bedroom huh.

Erza: GRAY!!!

Natsu: what?

Lucy: I'm going to take a shower bye.

Gray: see ya

Erza: text us when your ready to go we do have a job coming up

Natsu: hey Lucy..... can I join you....

Lucy: NO YOU PERVE!!!

Gray: yeah! whats your problem dude!!

Natsu: ... But we're dating...

Erza: 0o0 

Lucy: well, i still don't want to have a shower with you!!

Natsu: but Luuucccyyy

Gray: Oi, Flamebrain! lay off!!

Erza: Gray your being awfully protective of lucy...

Natsu: DON'T TELL ME THAT YOU'RE TRYING TO STEAL MY GIRLFRIEND!!!

Gray: NOOO!! Eww she's practically my sister!

Lucy: Gray, you seem to be calling all the girls you sisters recently...

Gray: it's the only way Juvia will let me talk to any of the girls in our guild!

Natsu: sounds like Juvia's got you whipped.

Erza: Well, I understand where she's coming from, I mean, when Jellal said he had a fiance it took all my will power to not find that imaginary girl and kick her ass.

Lucy: ERZA!!!! Language!!!

Natsu: yeah, shes got you whipped man.

Gray: shut up dumbass!!

Natsu: ha ha ha, nope! I Win! suck my D!ck

Lucy: NATSU!!!! LANGUAGE YOUNG MAN!!! DO NOT MAKE ME PUT SOAP IN YOUR MOUTH!!!

Natsu: *gulps* y-yes ma'am.

Gray: she's got you more whipped than me!!!

Erza: Guys! the job we we're taking, the reward just got bumped up to 400,000 jewel! that's enough rent money for all of us for a few months!! hurry get ready I'll meet you all by the train station!

Lucy: woo hoo!!

Natsu: on second thought I'll just walk there..

Erza: that would take weeks Natsu.

Gray: yeah so suck it up or I'll steal you're girlfriend while your walking.

Natsu: LIKE HELL YOU WILL!!!

Lucy: -_-' guys... see you all in 10.

Gray: see ya.

Erza: I shall be waiting for you're arrival.

Natsu: make it 15 mins...

Lucy: Natsu!!!

AND THE FIRST CHAPTER FOR PT 2 IS UP!!! YAY!!!! - Red <3