Fairy Tail Got Texting

Sting, Rogue, Natsu and Gajeel

Sting: wth am I doing here?!?

Rogue: yes I want to know the same.

Natsu: you are here because I want friends.

Sting: well that was blunt, but don't you have friends like ya know the dumb blonde, the redhead and ice bro.

Gajeel: shoobeedooba

Rogue: and him?

Natsu: yeah but none of them are guys

Sting: Gray, Gajeel, HaPpY

Natsu: none of them are dragon slayers who are guys

Rogue: Gajeel, Laxus

Natsu: ok fine. I wanna fight you.

Rogue: but didn't you fight us at the GMG? and won bye the way

Natsu: tHeN iLl WiN aGaIn!!!

Sting: why so touchy feely sensitive bro

Gajeel: idiot challenged laxus and got his ass handed to him it 2 seconds flat, guess he wants to redeem himself and re inflate his ego...

Natsu: NO NEED TO TELL THEM THAT NOW THEY WONT WANNA FIGHT ME CAUSE I LOST!!

Sting: yeah...we weren't gonna fight you anyway soo...

Rogue: this conversation was pretty pointless.

Natsu: darghhanwmkxowj1

Gajeel: Ha! Loser.

Natsu: YOU WANNA GO METAL HEAD!!

Gajeel: Bring It On Flame Brain!!!

Natsu: WHERE ARE YOU IRON SCUM!!!

Gajeel: AT THE BAR HAVING A BIG BOYS DRINK THAT YOU CANT HAVE!!!

-- USER DRAGON_KING HAS LEFT THE CHAT-- (to go fight gajeel)

--USER IRON_DRAGON HAS LEFT THE CHAT-- (cause natsu gonna fight him lol)

Rogue: well, I guess that worked out for them...

Sting: yeah, but if they could've fought to begin with, why did he message us, expecting us to get up a pin the middle of the night and travel to fairy tail to fight him?

Rogue: he said he wanted friends

Sting: yeah but this is a little extreme!

--USER DRAGON_KING HAS RE JOINED THE CHAT--

Natsu: Ha! I kicked your ass!

--USER IRON_DRAGON HAS RE JOINED THE CHAT--

Gajeel: Did not! Dipshit I was going easy on ya because your so pathetic I felt sorry for ya!

Natsu: you just don't wanna admit that you lost to me! Hahaha!!!

Gajeel: you know what you can just stay silent because what ever you say will probably be stupid anyway!

Natsu: Well at least I not ugly like you!

Gajeel: ya well if we measured uglyness in bricks you'd be the great Wall of china!

Natsu: I'm sorry I didn't get that- I don't speak idiot

Rogue: k guys, tone it down a little...

Gajeel: Remember when I asked for your opinion? Yeah, me neither.

Sting: HEY, you can't insult my friend without a fight with me!

Gajeel: I was hopping for a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed.

Rogue: your ass must be pretty jealous of all the shit that comes out of your mouth!

Natsu: if I wanted to hear from and asshole, I'd fart.

Sting: good stories you guys, BUT IN WHAT CHAPTER DO YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP!?!?

Gajeel: sorry I didn't get that, I don't speak Bullshit.

Natsu: You Scumbag!!!

Gajeel: oooh great comeback

Sting: Earth is full. Go home.

Rogue: You'll Never Be The Man Your Mother Is

Gajeel: ....

Natsu: .....

Sting: ......

Rogue: what?

Sting: there is a unspoken rule amongst bros, never say something bad about their mothers.

Rogue: NONE OF US NEW OUR REAL PARENTS WE WERE RAISED BY MALE DRAGONS.

Gajeel: your about as useful as a screendoor on a submarine.

-- USER QUEEN_OF_THE_FAIRIES HAS JOINED THE CHAT --

Erza: That. Is. Enough. Do I need to come over there and take all your phones?!

Natsu: I thought I made this chat private...

Gajeel: no you idiot it was public!

Natsu: takes one to know one!

Erza: I. Said. Shut. Up. Before. I. Make. You.

Natsu: Yes Ma'am!

Gajeel: tch fine...

Sting: we're just innocent bystanders.

Rogue: yeah! We didn't do nothing wrong.

Erza: okay, you're off the hook this time. But next time....

Sting: y-yeah we get it!

Erza: alright then....time to punish the other 2...

-- USERS DRAGON_KING , IRON_DRAGON & QUEEN_OF_THE_FAIRIES HAVE LEFT THE CHAT --

Rogue: well, shit...

Sting: that was close.

Rogue: uh huh, I'm going to bed...no more drama so done with that.

Sting: me too.