Evergreen: Elfman help!!!
Elfman: what's the problem
Evergreen: My glasses broke and I left my spare pair at the Guild and I need you to find them
Elfman: Why can't you get them?
Evergreen: cause I'm fricken blind without my glasses!
Elfman: will it make me manly if I find a lady's glasses for her?
Evergreen: yes it will
Elfman: okay then!
(Few minutes pass with no texting)
Elfman: hey Why is Natsu hiding behind the S-Class request board?
Evergreen: I don't know!
Elfman: WAIT,
Elfman: I FOUND IT!
Evergreen: my glasses?
Elfman: No my leather jacket with 'I'm the manliest writen' on the back!
Evergreen: FOCUS!!! I NEED MY GLASSES!!!
Elfman: sorry I'll look harder!
Elfman: I found them!
Elfman: but it will be hard to get them...
Evergreen: why? Where are they?
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*at the guild*
Elfman: give me Evers glasses!!!
Gray: No way I'm the new Loke (from the 2nd episode)
Elfman: Gray My girlfriend needs those to see!
Gray: Well as long as I've got girls while wearing these glasses I'm not giving them up!
Juvia: well Juvia thinks Gray-Sama looks great in glasses!
Gray: you can have them back now...
Elfman: *not a facepalm, but face to a wall repeatedly, because it's manlier*
Juvia: aww but Juvia thought Gray-Sama looked hot with the glasses....
Gray: that's exactly why I'm giving them back!
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Elfman: I got them and I'm on my way to your house!
Evergreen: yay Elfie! My awesome boyfriend has come to my rescue!!!
Elfman: your so lucky you have a manly boyfriend like me!
Evergreen: just hurry up and give me my glasses!
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Fairy Tail Got Texting
FanfictionGruvia, NaLu, GaLe, Miraxus, Elfgreen, Jerza, Rowen, Ships for life!!! What's happens when Fairy Tail gets modern technology? Crazy..... Warning: some foul language not meant for people under the age of 14! Desclaimer: I do not own Fairy Tail or any...
