HAGGAR: If you get in my way, you get in the way of what is known on your planet as my squad.
CORAN, ALLURA, PIDGE, HUNK, KEITH, LANCE, AND SHIRO: * IN UNISON * What squad?
HAGGAR: * LOOKS AROUND *
SENDAK: * AIMLESSLY FLOATING INSIDE OF A CAPSULE SOMEWHERE IN THE VAST AREA THAT IS SPACE *
PROROK: * SOMEWHERE IN THE GALRA DUNGEONS *
ZARKON: * THREE-FOURTHS DEAD *
LOTOR: * WAS NEVER IN HAGGAR'S SQUAD IN THE FIRST PLACE *
HAGGAR: ...
[ I AM ALSO PUTTING MY FRIEND'S JOKE IN HERE ]
SHIRO: Where are Keith and Lance?
PIDGE: Having pala-DINNER.
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