[ONCE UPON A TIME.]
LANCE: So, Shiro...
SHIRO: Yeah Lance?
LANCE: How does your hair do that?
SHIRO: Do what?
LANCE: The-the thing where it just goes *WAVES HIS HAND*, you know?
SHIRO: ?
PIDGE: *APPEARS* He means your floof. *DISAPPEARS*
SHIRO: Oh.
LANCE:
SHIRO:
LANCE:
SHIRO: I don't know.
PIDGE: *APPEARS* his helmets.
LANCE: What do you mean his helmets?
PIDGE: *PUTS SHIRO'S ON HELMET AND THEN TAKES IT OFF TO REVEAL HER HAIR ALL FLOOFY AND GLOWING AND BEAUTIFUL*
LANCE: hoW-
SHIRO: No clue.
LANCE: LET ME SEE IT.
LANCE: *TAKES SHIRO'S HELMET FROM PIDGE AND PUTS IT ON, THEN TAKES IT OFF*
LANCE: *HIS HAIR HAS MAGICALLY GROWN LONGER INTO A MULLET SO IT LOOKS FLOOFY*
LANCE: How do I look?
PIDGE:
SHIRO:
PIDGE: *TAKES A PICTURE*
SHIRO:
PIDGE:
PIDGE AND SHIRO: OH MY GOODNESS HAHHAHAHA
LANCE: ???
[TO THIS DAY, LANCE HAS NO IDEA HOW PIDGE HAS SUCH A WEIRD PICTURE OF HIM. (BECAUSE IT'S PROBABLY PIDGE'S COMPUTER SKILLS AT WORK, RIGHT?)]
[THE END.]
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